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    We have a new temporary receptionist at work (shes well sexy lookin).

    Today I decided to exercise my conversational skills and the following conversation took place.

    Fugley says: Debbi your feet stink!

    To which Debbi replies with indignance: No they do not!!

    Fugley wittily retorts: Must be yer pussy then!!!!


    I now find myself facing diciplinary proceedings.

    I have read and re-read the transcript of the conversation several times but I am none the wiser.

    Where exactly did I go wrong??

    Please friends - enlighten me.

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    maybe she had been walking her cat in the rain and thats why it smelt so badly?

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    You should have said:

    Is that a new perfume, Debbi??




















    Or did you fart??



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    Debbi your feet stink&#33;
    Because you were unsure that it was her feet that stink and not her pussy, you should have used that sentence as a question rather than a statement

    e.g Debbi your feet stink?


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    stupid, but funny as hell

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    Originally posted by Arcadia@5 February 2004 - 19:08
    Debbi your feet stink&#33;
    Because you were unsure that it was her feet that stink and not her pussy, you should have used that sentence as a question rather than a statement

    e.g Debbi your feet stink?

    So it&#39;s a grammar type thing huh?
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    Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 February 2004 - 19:07
    You should have said:

    Is that a new perfume, Debbi??




















    Or did you fart??



    Yogi
    So I could have said is it yer feet wot smell or yer cat?? I think I get it now.
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Mr Hand&#39;s Busy Right Now&#33; So Talk To Mr FOOKIN FINGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;</span></span>

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    Oh dear, some chicks are so sensitive nowadays.

    You can&#39;t even indulge in a good ol bit of sexual harassment in the workplace without getting bollocked for it&#33;
    We can't stop here... this is bat country

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    Originally posted by fugley@5 February 2004 - 19:10
    So it&#39;s a grammar type thing huh?
    yep if you had pronounced it right, you&#39;d probably be in bed with her right now

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    Originally posted by Arcadia+5 February 2004 - 19:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 5 February 2004 - 19:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@5 February 2004 - 19:10
    So it&#39;s a grammar type thing huh?&nbsp;
    yep if you had pronounced it right, you&#39;d probably be in bed with her right now [/b][/quote]
    I think I see - but would Mrs Fugley mind?? (hactually shes called Mrs Moo)

    Spose not, as long as I got the pronunciation right eh??

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