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[Nogimics]

http://www.jengajam.com/r/kid-tv-show

LMAO

[Cheese]

ROFL

"Foreskin" - feckin' classic

[Aaron_T]

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[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz@5 February 2004 - 22:23
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That's cos you've got a 56ker

[J'Pol]

Funny as feck, I believe this is the script / background.



For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe... These are taken from original
Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by
accident. Innuendo all the way....

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from Behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
Like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
all day."


>>The scriptwriter and the director got the sack, but not until after the

show had been broadcast and several complaints from parents had been
received!

[enoughfakefiles]

Why did bungle walk around naked all day and and then put his pyjamas on to go to bed.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 February 2004 - 22:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 February 2004 - 22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@5 February 2004 - 22:23
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That&#39;s cos you&#39;ve got a 56ker [/b][/quote]
just another oppurtunity to brag about your broadband eh cheese

[Biggles]

J&#39;Pol

Can this be?

I have to say I laughed my socks off. This is on par with Captain Pugwash (although I believe that the dodgy character names are refuted).

If they really wrote this I can only assume they were insane, too innocent to walk this Earth or looking to get fired.

[BabyGeniuses]

I&#39;ve seen the blonde chick and one of the men in a porn video someat...

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by BabyGeniuses@5 February 2004 - 23:33
I&#39;ve seen the blonde chick and one of the men in a porn video someat...

Was it called roger jane with freddy.