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    Right, one more joke before I go to bed:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    ACCORDING TO:

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
    just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
    The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle
    ground here.

    AL GORE
    I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the
    chicken crossing the road represented the application of these
    two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way,
    designed to bring greater services to the American people.

    BILL CLINTON
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
    by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

    RALPH NADER
    The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been
    polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. Sadly, the chicken did
    not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road
    because it was crushed to death by the wheels of a gas-guzzling
    SUV.

    PAT BUCHANAN
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To steal a job from a
    decent, hardworking American, that's why!

    RUSH LIMBAUGH
    I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it
    was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet
    someone out there is already forming a support group to help
    chickens with "crossing-the-road syndrome." How much more
    of this can real Americans take?! Chickens crossing the road
    paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm
    talking about your money, money the government took from
    you to build roads for chickens to cross.

    MARTHA STEWART
    No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going.
    I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs
    when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me
    any insider information.

    JERRY FALWELL
    Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?! Can't you
    people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
    going to the "other side." That's what they call it, people -- the
    other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat
    that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all
    chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
    whitewashes with seemingly-harmless phrases like, "the other
    side."

    DR. SEUSS
    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
    Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not
    been told!

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY
    To die. In the rain. Alone.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
    I envision a world, a world where all chickens will be free to
    cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    GRANDPA
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
    good enough for us.

    BARBARA WALTERS
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to
    the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how
    it experienced a serious case of molting but went on to
    accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

    JOHN LENNON
    Imagine all the chickens, crossing roads in peace.

    ARISTOTLE
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    KARL MARX
    It was a historical inevitability.

    SADDAM HUSSEIN
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite
    justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.

    RONALD REAGAN
    Hunh, what chicken?

    CAPTAIN KIRK
    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    FOX MULDER
    You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
    chickens have to cross before you believe it?

    SIGMUND FREUD
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
    the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES
    I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross
    roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
    balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an
    inextricable part of eChicken.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
    beneath the chicken?

    JOHNNY COCHRAN
    Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We
    must acquit that chicken tonite!

    THE BIBLE
    And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
    chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed
    the road, and there was much rejoicing.

    COLONEL SANDERS
    What, I missed one?

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    Man.....Curley is just full of jokes today.

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    SADDAM HUSSEIN
    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite
    justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.

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    wait i was just looking at your homepage fc.... curley is in Comic strip 2!!! and curley is a new member... Confused*

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    Originally posted by Soul814@4 March 2003 - 19:19
    wait i was just looking at your homepage fc.... curley is in Comic strip 2!!! and curley is a new member... Confused*
    Curley is not new.....she has been around since December 29th.

  7. Funny S**t   -   #6
    shhh i noticed that part after wards... lol... so im guessing your homepage is new.... why don't you use geocities... less pop ups... err... well in a way... why don't you put all the comic strips in one page or 5 at a time... easier to view and less pop ups... i would continue if less pop ups... stopped at 5 lol

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    Originally posted by Soul814@4 March 2003 - 19:23
    shhh i noticed that part after wards... lol... so im guessing your homepage is new.... why don't you use geocities... less pop ups... err... well in a way... why don't you put all the comic strips in one page or 5 at a time... easier to view and less pop ups... i would continue if less pop ups... stopped at 5 lol
    Man.....I have not updated them comics since January 25th.

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    hmmmmmmmm FC, I posted 23.42pm and you replied at 23.44pm so either your a fast reader and typer or you didn't read it and just replied to take pitty on me!!! I suspect the latter lol

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    I have never read anything like that in my life, jeezuz, what do you read.

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