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Now that is one place i'd like to try with my girl!!Originally posted by bigboab@11 February 2004 - 11:12
PILS! I said Yogi. I believe it is a drink in your part of the world. You would never do in the witness box.
And eeerm, i don't drink alcohol, so no pils either......
All other drugs will do..........
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Cheack that out!
They say it is the 1973 Centennial Model.I have no idea.All I know is I want one.That is too cool.
There is one like mine.It says 1972 on the back of it.And she still runs every time I use her.While other newer Mowers are always haveing problems for People.Love the Gas/Oil Mix.They run forever.
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Now that was truly informative, FC!!!Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@11 February 2004 - 11:52
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There is one like mine.It says 1972 on the back of it.And she still runs every time I use her.While other newer Mowers are always haveing problems for People.Love the Gas/Oil Mix.They run forever.
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Thanks!!
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A guy walks into a bar and asks "who wants to play Bar Room Football?"
The bartender asks "what is Bar Room Football?" The guy says "I'll show you." He takes a mug of beer and he says "to get a touchdown, you have to chug down the entire mug of beer at once" and he does it. He then says "to get the extra point, you then have to pull down your pants and fart," and he does it. He then says "does anyone want to play?"
A gay fellow who was sitting in the corner says "I'd like to play" so the game begins. The guy chugs the beer then pulls down his pants and as he is about to fart, the gay pulls down his pants and rams his penis in the guy's ass and begins to shout "block that kick, block that kick"
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4 gay guys walk into a bar there is only one stool. What do they do?
They turn it over.
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, whaddya say we go in there & get shit-faced?"
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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: He got fired for drinking on the job.
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Originally posted by SexualFartening@11 February 2004 - 05:00
A guy walks into a bar and asks "who wants to play Bar Room Football?"
The bartender asks "what is Bar Room Football?" The guy says "I'll show you." He takes a mug of beer and he says "to get a touchdown, you have to chug down the entire mug of beer at once" and he does it. He then says "to get the extra point, you then have to pull down your pants and fart," and he does it. He then says "does anyone want to play?"
A gay fellow who was sitting in the corner says "I'd like to play" so the game begins. The guy chugs the beer then pulls down his pants and as he is about to fart, the gay pulls down his pants and rams his penis in the guy's ass and begins to shout "block that kick, block that kick"
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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
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There were four gay men sitting in a hot tub and then a blob of semen rose to the surface. So one of them said to the rest, "Alright, who farted?!"
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A man walks into a bar holding a 25 lb. turtle, whips his penis out, and holds the turtle to it. The turtle bites down and then the man pokes the turtle in the eye and it lets go. He looks around the bar and says "Now is anyone brave enough to try that?" Then this queer stands up in the back and says "I will if you promise not to poke my eyes out."
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A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!!!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry,... You've had two warnings!" :helpsmile:
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Damn I came in here looking for some porn...
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Well, anyway, all of those threads have been merged.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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Cheack that out! 
They say it is the 1973 Centennial Model.I have no idea.All I know is I want one.That is too cool. 
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