Some of older guys might remember this classic game from the Spectrum days...
Advanced Lawnmower Simulator 2
Now, that's crap if I've ever seen it.
Life should come with backround music
Coconut, the desert's onion
Why stand when you can lean, why lean when you can sit, why sit when you can lounge, why lounge when you can lie
The best part is..
"This is a powerful and accurate lawn mowing simulation."
FEEL THE POWER OF THIS LAWNMOWER SIMULATION
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
I spent £1200 on builldiing my computer last year and download the spectrum emulator to play 48k games on.