Here Is The Leaked Windows Source Code

[I.am]

Ladies & Gentlemen,
This is all you've been waiting for!!!!!!!!

Getting all my resources together I finally got hold of this so called Microsoft's Treasure.

Many of you might be knowing that linux programmers and other programmers have refused to see the leaked code. According to them,if they see that source they will forget how to program well. I dont know if its true. This code sure is a work of art, aint it?

Here is the source code:

/* Source Code Windows 2000 */ 

#include "DOS.h" 
#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "win98.h" 
#include "winME.h" 
#include "win2k.h" 
#include "workst~1.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#include "monopoly.h" 
#include "backdoor.h" 
#include "blockOS/2.h" 
#include "blocklinux.h" 
#include "blockapple.h" 
#include "reportactivity.h" 
#define INSTALL = HARD 
#define INSTALL = IMPOSSIBLE 

char make_prog_look_big(16000000); 
void main() 
{ 
 while(!CRASHED) 
 { 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   display_bill_rules_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 

   if (first_time_installation) 
     { 
     make_100_megabyte_swapfile(); 
     do_nothing_loop(); 
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2(); 
     make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); 
     disable_Netscape(); 
!       disable_RealPlayer(); 
     disable_Lotus_Products(); 
     screwup_other_InternetBrowsers(); 
     open_tcpports(1,64767); 
     open_udpports(1,64767); 
     hang_system(); 
     } //if 
   write_something(anything); 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   do_some_stuff(); 

   if (still_not_crashed) 
   { 
   display_copyright_message(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   basically_run_windows_31(); 
   report_all_fileinfo(); 
   do_nothing_loop(); 
   } // if 
 } //while 

 if (detect_cache()) 
   disable_cache(); 

 if (fast_cpu()) 
   { 
   set_wait_states(lots); 
   set_mouse(speed,very_slow); 
   set_mouse(action,jumpy); 
   set_mouse(reaction,sometimes); 
   } //if 

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */ 
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */ 
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */ 
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ 
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */ 
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ 
 printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");  

 if (system_ok()) 
   crash(to_dos_prompt) 
 else 
   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE); 

 while(something) 
   { 
   sleep(5); 
   get_user_input(); 
   sleep(5); 
   act_on_user_input(); 
   sleep(5); 
   } // while 
 create_general_protection_fault(); 

} // main

May the source be with you!

[muchspl2]

damn its in c !!!
who would have knowed

[DivineBeingX]

wtf does this mean?

[Skweeky]

Brilliant

[Rat Faced]

[atiVidia]

i need to find the real code!


geez ppls





btw this is old

[Kazaa Lite freak]

you guys get it from IRC like almost 2 days ago ?

[Lamsey]

It's actually a simple Java program.

while (user.doesAnything() == true)
{

• kernel.hang("bluescreen");
  kernel.reboot();

}

[h4mx0r]

make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
!      disable_RealPlayer();
    disable_Lotus_Products();
    screwup_other_InternetBrowsers();
    open_tcpports(1,64767);
    open_udpports(1,64767);
    hang_system();
    } //if
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();

  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  basically_run_windows_31();
  report_all_fileinfo();
  do_nothing_loop();

[h1]

Try this on a Windows 2000 / XP machine. Make sure to save all work first!

#include <stdio.h>
int main (void)
{
   while (1)
   {
      printf ("\t\t\b\b\b\b\b\b");
   }
   return 0;
}

If you're on Windows 95 / 98 / 98SE, just browse on over to file:///c:/nul/nul and laugh.