Oh Pants!

[Lilmiss]

With it being Valentines Day, my boyfriend just dropped in with a huge wicker basket, went straight to my spare room and hid it with a blanket.
Then he told me not to peek, before leaving again.

Well, being female, I just had to look.
(It couldv'e been a bomb, or a rotting carcass. )
Inside this huge basket is one tiny little box.....with an engagement ring in it.

Damnit!
Why do you guys feel it necessary to do that, when you get your girlfriends pregnant? Isn't it enough pressure already?

Anyways, it looks like I may have to change my name to "Bigmrs" soon.
Grrrr....

[Lilmiss]

ok, just getting ready to pick him up.

should I say;
A/ Im a transvestite, and my real names Bob.
B/ I am actually already married, and didn't know how to tell you.
C/ My fingers swell up so badly, the doctor advised me not to wear rings.
D/ Marry you? I wanted to KILL you.
E/ Oh baby, how lovely. Of course I will be yours forever.......and ever, and ever, and ever.

:helpsmile:

[Emdee]

U could just say "no"...

[Cheese]

I'd go with all of them at the same time...

"My name's Bob and I'm already married. I have swelling fingers which I'm gonna wrap around your throat...of course I'll marry you."

[Rat Faced]

Someones asking for this lot to make choices again?

Heres your poll...........throwing dice would probably get a better answer though

[toco004]

should't of peaked
Just look deep within your heart

[Emdee]

What kind of man brings home an engagement ring in a huge wicker basket and waves it in front of his prospective wife anyway?

He deserves to be rejected!

[Lilmiss]

ha ha, brilliant.
thanks RF.


yeah Emdee, I'd love to say No, but I need complications ins my life.
Besides, Im carrying his child.

[Emdee]

Remember u should only say yes if you want to.

Besides, he can always give u divorce papers for your birthday

[JONNO_CELEBS]

LILMISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

'lo

I voted that you should marry me

So did 3 other people

Jonno B)