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Thread: 50 Things Women Cant Do

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    I got a bad feeling about posting this.. hope nikki doesnt see this

    1. know anything about a car except its colour
    2. understand a film plot
    3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
    4. lift
    5. throw
    6. run
    7. park
    8. fart
    9. read a map
    10. rob a bank
    11. resist Ikea
    12. sit still
    13. tell a joke
    14. play pool
    15. pay for dinner
    16. eat a kebab whilst walking
    17. pee out of a train window
    18. argue without shouting
    19. get told off without crying
    20. understand fruit machines
    21. walk past a shoe shop
    22. make a decent bacon sandwich
    23. not comment on a strangers clothes
    24. use small amounts of toilet paper
    25. let you sleep with a hangover
    26. drink a pint gracefully
    27. get a round in
    28. throw a punch
    29. do magic
    30. like your friends
    31. enjoy porn
    32. eat a really hot curry
    33. get to the point
    34. buy plain envelopes
    35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
    36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
    37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
    38. avoid credit card debt
    39. dive into a pool
    40. assemble furniture
    41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
    42. set a video recorder
    43. not try and change you
    44. watch a war film
    45. understand why flirting results in violence
    46. spend a day by themselves
    47. go to the toilet by themselves
    48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
    49. choose a video quickly
    50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

    Elisha Is My Wife, DONT TOUCH! (LP FAN - Fort Minor Sucks BTW) oh and forgot i use the alias NoX here.. lol

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    I saw it... and you're waaaaay off....

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    lol

    --- someone's SCREWED --- lol... j/p

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    argghh! lol.. Well i could be wrong and i could be right but its good for a laugh

    Elisha Is My Wife, DONT TOUCH! (LP FAN - Fort Minor Sucks BTW) oh and forgot i use the alias NoX here.. lol

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    Good Bye NoX.

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    I didn't say it wasn't funny...


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    in the end... it's all good lol... no harm done...

    but one suggestion


    RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    lol.. oh im running.. im in getting into witness protection

    Elisha Is My Wife, DONT TOUCH! (LP FAN - Fort Minor Sucks BTW) oh and forgot i use the alias NoX here.. lol

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    What about them bulk german women, all of them fart..lift weights..smell like lumberjack's

    no offense to yall out there fo real

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    Originally posted by Wolfmight@8 March 2003 - 03:58
    What about them bulk german women, all of them fart..lift weights..smell like lumberjack's

    no offense to yall out there fo real
    hes got a point.
    this is real funny tough

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