Abbreviations For The Lounge

5th Element · 02-19-2004, 09:49 PM

As requested I will post some common abbreviation.

LIST SERVER AND CHAT ROOM COMMON ABBREVIATIONS

AFAIK as far as I know
AFK away from keyboard
AKA Also Known As
ASAP as soon as possible
BBL be back later
BBS be back soon
BEG big evil grin
BF boy friend
BRB be right back
BTW by the way
BWL bursting with laughter
C&G chuckle and grin
CID crying in disgrace
CNP continue in next post
CSG chuckle snicker grin
CYA see ya
CYAL8R see ya later
DLTBBB don't let the bed bugs bite
EG evil grin
EMSG email message
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Repair
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI for your information
GF girl friend
GFN gone for now
GMBO giggling my butt off
GMTA great minds think alike
GTSY glad to see you
H&K hug and kiss
HAGN have a good night
HAG1 have a good one
HHIS hanging head in shame
IC I see
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IGP I gotta pee
IMO in my opinion
IMHO in my humble opinion
IRL in real life
IWALY I will always love you
JK just kidding
JMO just my opinion
JTLYK just to let you know
KIT keep in touch
KMA kiss my a$$
KMB kiss my butt
KOTC kiss on the cheek
KOTL kiss on the lips
L8R later
L8R G8R later gator
LHM Lord help me
LHU Lord help us
LMAO laughing my a$$ off
LMBO laughing my butt off
LMHO laughing my head off
LOL laughing out loud
LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTNS long time no see
LTS laughing to self
LUWAMH love you with all my heart
LY love ya
NETUA Nobody ever tells us anything
NTA Non-Technical Acronym
OBTW Oh, by the way
OIC oh, I see
OK abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)
OL old lady(wife, girlfriend)
OM old man(husband, boyfriend)
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTTOMH off the top of my head
PDS please don't shoot
PM private message
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (Another way for PMFJI)
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in
PMP peed my pants
POAHF put on a happy face
POOF I have left the chat
PS Post Script
QSL reply
QSO conversation
QT cutie
RE Hi Again (same as re's)
ROFL rolling on floor laughing
ROFLAPMP ...and peed my pants
ROFLMAO ...my a$$ off
ROFLMAOAY ......at you
ROFLMAOWTIME .......with tears in my eyes
ROFLUTS ...unable to speak
ROTFL Roll on The Floor Laughing
RTF Read The FAQ
RTFM Read The F****** Manual
(The above is the original, it was later
modified to:
Read The Fine Manual)
RTSM read the stupid manual
SETE smiling ear to ear
SHID slaps head in disgust
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SO significant other
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SPAM Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent
SWAK sealed with a kiss
SWL screaming with laghter
SYS see you soon
TA thanks again
TIA Thanks In Advance
TOY thinking of you
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTFN ta ta for now
TTYL talk to you later
TX Thanx
WB welcome back
WRT With Respect To
WTF What/Who The F***?
WTH what/who the heck?
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
YBS you'll be sorry
YG young gentleman
YL young lady
YM young man
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YWIA You're welcome in advance
*G* giggle or grin
*H* hug
*K* kiss
*S* Sob
*W* wink

**Mad Cat** · 02-19-2004, 09:50 PM

LMKYAAOTP - Let me kick you ass all over the place

muchspl2 · 02-19-2004, 09:51 PM

whats the point

Виртуална библиотека БоВиС - Речници

Internet abbreviations
A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

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A

10Q - Thank You
1FTR - One For The Road
24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
ACK - Acknowledgement
ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN - Any Day Now
AFAIAC - As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFK - Away From The Keyboard
AISB - As I Said Before
AISE - As I Said Earlier
AISI - As I See It
AIW - As It Were/Was
AKA - Also Known As
AMAP - As Much/Many As Possible
AMF - Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANSI - American National Standards Institute
AOB - Any Other Business
APAC - All Praise And Credit
API - Application Program Interface
ARPA - Advanced Research Projects Agency
ASAFP - As Soon As F*cking Possible
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASCII - American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ATB - All The Best
ATK - At The Keyboard
ATLA - Another Three Letter Acronym
ATTN - Attention
ATTYOB - Anything That Turns You On Baby
AWCIGO - And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again
AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet
AYT - Are You There

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B

B/C - Because
B4 - Before
B4N - Bye For Now
BAC - By Any Chance
BAD - Broken As Designed
BAK - Back At Keyboard
BAMF - Bad Assed Mother F*cker
BBB - Busy Beyond Belief
BBFN - Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit
BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
BBL - Be Back Later
BBR - Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS - Bulletin Board System
BC - Basket Case
BCC - Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU - Be Seein' You
<BEG> - Big Evil Grin
BF - Boy Friend
BFD - Big F*cking Deal
BFG - Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun
BFH - Bastard From Hell
BFI - Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots
BFMI - Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN - Bye For Now
<BG> - Big Grin
BIL - Brother In Law
BION - Believe It Or Not
BIOYA - Blow It Out Your A*se
BITD - Beaten It To Death
BK - Because
BMF - Bad Mother F*cker
BMHATK - Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
BMHATW - Banging My Head Against The Wall
BMOC - Big Man On Campus
BMTA - Brilliant Minds Think Alike
BMTIPG - Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF - Big Name Fan
BOC - But Of Course
BOF - Birds Of a Feather
BOFH - Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHOF - Back Of Hand On Forehead
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOS - Big Orange Switch
BOT - Back On Topic
BOTEC - Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB - Be Right Back
BRS - Big Red Switch
BRT - Be Right There
BS - Bullsh*t
BSEG - Big Sh*t Eating Grin
BSG - Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
BTA - But Then Again
BTAICBW - But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM - Be That As It May
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTDTGTTS - Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt
BTOBD - Be There Or Be Dead
BTOBS - Be There Or Be Square
BTSOOM - Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me
BTTP - Back To The Point
BTW - By The Way
BWQ - Buzz Word Quotient
BY - BusY
BYKT - But You Know/Knew That
BYKTA - But You Know/Knew That Already
BYOB - Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze

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C

C/O - Care Of
C&P - Copy & Paste
CADET - Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
CB - Call Back
CC - Carbon Copy
CCWC - Can't Cook Won't Cook
CE - Creative Editing
CERT - Computer Emergency Response Team
CFD - Call For Discussion
CFV - Call For Votes
<CG> - Cute Grin
CGI - Common Gateway Interface
CHOWUR - See HOW yoU aRe
CHUR - See How yoU aRe
CIAC - Computer Incident Advisory Capability
CIAO - goodbye [pronounced Chow]
CIC - Christ I'm Confused
CIO - Cut It Out
CLAB - Crying Like A Baby
CLM - Career Limiting Move
CMIIW - Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO - COnference
COD - Cash On Delivery
CPF - Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing
CRC - Cyclic Redundancy Check
CRS - Can't Remember Sh*t
CS - Cop Shop
CTTD - Cute Things They Do
CTTS - Cute Things They Say
CU - See yoU
CUL - See yoU Later
CUL8R - See yoU LateR
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CYA - See Ya; Cover Your A*se
CYL - See You Later

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D

D/L - Download
D&W - Ducking And Weaving
DAP - Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]
DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA - Doing Business As
DBN - Doing Business - Not
DFM - Don't Flame Me
DFU - Don't Forget Units
DIIK - Damned If I Know
DIIN - Damned If I kNow
DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck
DILLIGAFF - Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck
DIM - Do It Myself
DIY - Do It Yourself
DK - Don't Know
DL - DownLoad
DLG - Devilish Little Grin
DNA - Did Not Answer
DNPM - Darn Near P*ssed Myself
DNS - Domain Name System
DOA - Dead On Arrival
DOB - Date Of Birth
DOLT - Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians
(only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*)
DOM - Dirty Old Man
DOS - Disk Operating System [the original computer operating
system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their
name <g>]
DTP - DeskTop Publishing
DTRT - Do The Right Thing
DTTAH - Don't Try This At Home
DUCWIC - Do YoU See What I See
DUK - Dead Upon Keyboard
DWIM - Do What I Mean
DWIMC - Do What I Mean Correctly
DWIMNWIS - Do What I Mean Not What I Say
DWISNWID - Do What I Say Not What I Do
DYE - Damn Your Eyes
DYHWIH - Do You Hear What I Hear
DYSWIS - Do You See What I See

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E

E2EG - Ear to Ear Grin
E&OE - Errors And Omissions Excepted
ED - Emotionally Disturbed
EDP - Emotionally Disturbed Person
<EG> - Evil Grin
EIF - Exercise In Futility
EOB - End Of Business
EOD - End Of Discussion
EOF - End Of File
EOL - End Of Lecture
eom - End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)
EOT - End Of Thread
ES&D - Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAD - Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAL - Eat Sh*t And Live
ESP - ESPecially
ESOSL - Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETA - Estimated Time Of Arrival
ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym

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F

F2F - Face To Face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question(s)
FCFS - First Come First Served
FCOL - For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL - Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FFRD - Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut
FFS - For F*ck's Sake
FIGJAM - F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me
FIGMO - F*ck It Got My Orders
FIIK - F*cked If I Know
FIIN - F*cked If I kNow
FIL - Father In Law
FIRST - Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams
FISH - First In Still Here
FITB - Fill In The Blank
FLEA - Four Letter Extended Acronym
FMH - F*ck Me Harder
FOAD - F*ck Off And Die
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG - Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG - Father Of A Girlfriend
FOD - Finger Of Death
FOS - Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t
FOT - Full Of Tripe
FOTCL - Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FRED - F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRO - F*ck Right Off
FROB - F*ck Right Off Baby
FSD - Fools Seldom Differ
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF - Face To Face
FTL - Faster Than Light
FTP - File Transfer Protocol
FTS - Fixin' To Start
FUBAB - F*cked Up Beyond All Believe
FUBAR - F*cked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
FUD - Fear Uncertainty And Doubt
FUMTU - F*cked Up More Than Usual
FURTB - Full Up Ready To Burst
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYI - For Your Information

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G

G - Grin <g>
GA - Go Ahead
GAC - Get A Clue
GAFIA - Get Away From It All
GAL - Get A Life
GD&R - Grinning Ducking And Running
GD&RF - Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
GD&RVVF - Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GD&W - Grinning Ducking And Weaving
GF - GirlFriend
GFU - General F*ck Up
GFY - Go F*ck Yourself
GFYS - Go F*ck Your Self
GGN - Gotta Go Now
GGP - Gotta Go Pee
GIF - Graphical Interchange Format
GIGO - Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
GIWIST - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GLG - Goofy Little Grin
GLGH - Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GOK - God Only Knows
GOOML - Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA - Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI - Get On With It
GPF - General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast
GRQ - Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF)
GRUIT - Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
GTBOS - Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF - Get The F*ck Out Of My Face
GTFOH - Get The F*ck Outta Here
GTG - Got To Go
GTGN - Got To Go Now
GTP - Got To Pee
GYFFR - Get Your F*cking Facts Right

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H

H2 - How To
HAND - Have A Nice Day
HCB - Holy Cow Batman
HHGTTG - Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHO½K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ - Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha Only Serious
HIB__ - Have I Been ___________
HICA - Here It Comes Again
HNG - Horny Net Geek
HOMPR - Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
HOPR - Hang On Phone's Ringing
HOS - Husband Over Shoulder
HOUER - Hanging On yoUr Every Word
HOYER - Hanging On Your Every Word
HSIK - How Should I Know
HSP - Highly Sensitive Person
HTFSIK - How The F*ck Should I Know
HTH - Hope This Helps
HTML - HyperText Markup Language
HTTP - HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA - Head Up A*se
HW - HardWare
HWUA - Head Way Up A*se

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I

IAAA - I Am An Accountant
IAAD - I Am A Doctor
IAAL - I Am A Lawyer
IAC - In Any Case
IAE - In Any Event
IAGFII - It's All Good Fun Isn't It
IANA - Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
IANAA - I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IANAD - I Am Not A Doctor
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IAP - Internet Access Provider
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
- I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest
Idea Of What It Means
IAWC - In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
IBC - Inadequate But Cute
IBM - Inadequate But Marketable
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IC - I See
ICB - I Care Because
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
ICCL - I Couldn't Care Less
ICGAFF - I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck
ICP - Internet Content Provider
ICTYBTIHTKY- I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR - I See yoU aRe
IDGAD - I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF - I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck)
IDGAFF - I Don't Give A Flying F*ck
IDGAS - I Don't Give A Sh*t
IDGI - I Don't Get It
IDK - I Don't Know
iDOT - Internet Development Outreach and Technology
IDTS - I Don't Think So
IDTT - I'll Drink To That
IETF - Internet Engineering Task Force
IHABICNRWTSF - I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What
They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff<g>]
IHTFP - I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIABDFI - If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
IIRC - If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWITIWHTKY - If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWIMWYKM - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me
IJLS - I Just Like Saying
IK - I Know
IKWUM - I Know What yoU Mean
IKWYM - I Know What You Mean
ILI - I Like Ike
ILIWAPCT - I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
ILU - I Love yoU
ILY - I Love You
IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO - In My Biased Opinion
IMCDO - In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IME - In My Experience
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR - I Make My Own Rules
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMOBO - In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE - In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV - In My Point Of View
IMVHO - In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI - I'm Not Going To Say It
INPO - In No Particular Order
INT - I'll Never Tell
IOU - I Owe You
IOW - In Other Words
IP - Internet Protocol
IR - Inter Racial
IRC - Internet Relay Chat
IRL - In Real Life
IROOC - I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
ISC - I Stand Corrected
ISDN - Integrated Services Digital Network
ISP - Internet Service Provider
ISTM - It Seems To Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
ITFA - In The Final Analysis
ITMA - Its That Man Again
IUTHALORFH - I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IT - Information Technology [a global term for all things now to
do with computers]
ITYM - I Think You Mean
IUTKATS - I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWBNI - It Would Be Nice If
IWIK - I Wish I Knew
IYF - In Your Face
IYF __ - Insert Your Favourite ________
IYFEG - Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean

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J

J/K - Just Kidding
JAFO - Just Another F*cking Observer
JAFU - Just Another F*ck Up
JAM - Just A Moment/Minute
JAO - Just Another Observer
JAS - Just A Second
JFF - Just For Fun
JIC - Just In Case
JPEG - Joint Photographic Experts Group
JFTR - Just For The Record
JTYWTK - Just Thought You Wanted To Know

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K

K - oKay
KIA - Know It All
KIBO - Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
KITA - Kick In The A*se
KMA - Kiss My A*se
KMWIH - Kick Me Where It Hurts
KMYF - Kiss Me You Fool
KOS - Kids Over Shoulder
KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KOTM - Kook Of The Month
KTCOOTN - Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KWIM - Know What I Mean
KYHU - Keep Your Head Up
KYHOOTW - Keep Your Head Out Of The Water

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L

L8R - Later
LAB&TYD - Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LAB&TYMO - Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One
LAGNAF - Let's All Get Naked And F*ck
LALL - Live And Let Live
LAN - Local Area Network
LART - Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LJBF - Let's Just Be Friends
LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA - Leave Me Alone
LMAO - Laughing My A*se Off
LMAOROTF - Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC - Lost My Connection
LMCOA - Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO - Laughing My F*cking A*se Off
LMK - Let Me Know
LMTFA - Leave Me The F*ck Alone
LoTR - Lord of The Rings
LOL - Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady;
Lots of Love [minority usage]
LSFIAB - Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP - Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSMIF - Laughing So Much I Farted
LSMISMT - Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax
LSP - Less Sensitive Person
LTBF - Learn To Be Funny
LTIP - Laughing 'Til I Puke
LTMSH - Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNS - Long Time No See
LUSER - Loser USER

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M

MAY - Mad About You
MAYB - Mad About You Baby
MB - Message Board
MBR - Master Boot Record
MCIBTY - My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MFG - More Friendly Garbage
MFIC - Mother F*cker In Charge
MFWIC - Mother F*cker What's In Charge
MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC - My Hard Drive Crashed
MHM - Members Helping Members
MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
MIL - Mother In Law
MIME - Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions
MIPS - Meaningless Information Per Second
ML - More Later
MLA - Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF - Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries
MMIF - My Mouth Is Full
MMX - Multi-Media eXtensions
MOF - Matter Of Fact
MOMN - Milk Out My Nose
MORF - Male OR Female
MOS - Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOTOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Member Of The Same Sex
MS - More Sh*t; More of the Same
MSCEA - My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSS - Member of the Same Sex
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
MUD - Multi-User Dungeon/Domain
MUNG - Mash/Mung Until No Good
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business

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N

N/M - Never Mind
NAGI - Not A Good Idea
NANAE - news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup]
NANAU - news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup]
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYY - Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown]
NB - Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is
important]
NBD - No Big Deal
NBL - Not Bloody Likely
NBTD - Nothing Better To Do
NDM - No Disrespect Meant
NERD - National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFG - No F*cking Good
NFI - No F*cking Idea
NFW - No F*cking Way
NFY - No - F*ck You
NHOH - Never Heard Of Her/Him
NICBDAT - Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC - No I Don't Want To Chat
NIH - Not Invented Here
NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
NINO - Nothing In Nothing Out
NIMTO - Not In My Term Of Office
NIT - Not In Therapy
NLI - Not Logged In
NM - No Message [used in the subject title of an email which
includes only an attachment]
NMI - No Middle Initial
NMP - Not My Problem
NN - Night Night
NNTP - Network News Transfer Protocol
NoCeM - No See 'eM
NOOTO - Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
NOYB - None Of Your Business
NP - No Problem
NP - No Picture [used in the subject title of an email]
NPF - No Problem Found
NPLU - Not People Like Us
NQA - No Questions Asked
NQOS - Not Quite Our Sort
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NSS - No Sh*t Sherlock
NTG - Not Too Good
NTH - No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA - Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM - Not That It Matters
NTIMM - Not That It Matters Much
NTL - None The Less/Never The Less
NUI - Network User Identification
NYCTMI - Now You Come To Mention It
NYP - Not Your Problem

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O

O - Over [to you]
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OB - OBligatory
OBTW - Oh By The Way
OD - OverDose; Oh Dear
OIC - Oh I See
OMFG - Oh My F*cking God
OMG - Oh My God
ONNA - Oh No Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No Not That/This Again
OO - Over and Out
OOI - Out Of Interest
OOSOOM - Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message
that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the
message appears in]
OSIM - Oh Sh*t It's Monday
OT - Off Topic
OTC - Over The Counter
OTD - Out The Door
OTF - On The Floor
OTGH - On The Gripping Hand
OTL - Out To Lunch
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand
OTT - Over The Top
OTTH - On The Third Hand
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
OTW - On The Whole
OW - Oh Well
OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect

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P

PABG - Pack A Big Gun
PBM - Play By Mail (games)
PBNFL - Possible, But Not F*cking Likely
PCB - Please Call Back
PCMCIA - People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms
PD - Public Domain
PDA - Public Display of Affection
PDN - Public Data Network
PDQ - Pretty Damn Quick
PEM - Privacy Enhanced Mail
PEST - Please Excuse Slow Typing
PGP - Pretty Good Privacy
PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper
PIMP - Pee In My Pants
PITA - Pain In The A*se
PKB - Pot Kettle Black
PLMK - Please Let Me Know
PLMKO - Please Let Me Know Ok
PLOKTA - Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI - Pardon My Butting In
PMETC - Pardon Me ETC
PMFBI - Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH - Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
PO - Piss Off
POETS (day)- Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
POM - Phase Of the Moon
POP - Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol
POQ - Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB - Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POS - Parents Over Shoulder
POTS - Plain Old Telephone Service/System
POV - Point Of View
PPL - PeoPLe
PPP - Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP - Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PTB - Powers That Be
PTMM - Please Tell Me More
PTMY - Pleased To Meet You
PTMYA - Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance
PTO - Please Turn Over
PW - Pathetic Wanker; PowWow

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Q

QED - Quod Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done
QPQ - Quid Pro Quo

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R

RE - REgarding
RFC - Request For Comments
RFD - Request For Discussion
RFM - Reply To Flagged Message
RFN - Right F*cking Now
RFT - Request For Thinking
RHIP - Rank Hath Its Privileges
RL - Real Life
RLCO - Real Life COnference
RNA - Ring No Answer
ROFFNAR - Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO - Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off
ROFLWPIMP - Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants
ROTBA - Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF - Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAS - Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting
ROTFLSHISMC- Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee
ROTM - Right On The Money
RPG - Role Playing Game
RSN - Real Soon Now
RT - Real Time
RTFF - Read The F*cking FAQ(s)
RTFI - Read The F*cking Instructions
RTFM - Read The F*cking Manual
RTFN - Right The F*ck Now
RTFQ - Read The F*cking Question
RTFS - Read The F*cking Source
RUMF - aRe yoU Male or Female
RUMORF - aRe yoU Male Or Female

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S

*S* - *Smile*
SAMFUTU - Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual
SAPFU - Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups
SAR - Smart A*se Remark
SASS - Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome
SBID - Sh*tty But It'll Do
SEG - Sh*t Eating Grin
SEP - Somebody Else's Problem
SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA - Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SGML - Standardised Generalised Markup Language
SH - Sh*t Happens
SHAM - Stay At Home Mom
SHTSI - Somebody Had To Say It
SIG - Special Interest Group
SIIK - Stuffed If I Know
SIL - Sister In Law
SITD - Still In The Dark
SLIP - Serial Line Interface Protocol
SMAR - Suck My A*se Raw
SMO - Serious Mode On
SMOP - Small Matter Of Programming
SMOFF - Serious Mode OFF
SMTP - Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAFU - Situation Normal All F*cked Up
SNERT - Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNR - Signal To Noise Ratio
SO - Significant Other
SOHB - Sense Of Humour Bypass
SOI - Stink On Ice
SOL - Sh*t Out of Luck
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
SOS - Same Old Sh*t; Stuck On Stupid
SOVS - SomeOne Very Special
SPAM - SPiced hAM
SSDD - Same Sh*t Different Day
ST - Such That; Star Trek
ST-DS9 - Star Trek Deep Space 9
ST-TNG - Star Trek The Next Generation
ST-TOS - Star Trek The Original Series
ST-VOY - Star Trek Voyager
STFU - Shut The F*ck Up
STS - So To Speak
SUAD - Shut/Suck Up And Deal
SUB - Sign Up Board
SUCDIC - Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge
SUFID - Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY - Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
SUYP - Shut Up You Pervert
SW - SoftWare; So What; Says Whom
SWAG - Simple Wide Ass Guess; Scientific Wide Ass Guess
SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW - Since When Do You Rule The Web
SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWYP - So What's Your Problem
SYLA - See You Later Alligator
SYOTB - See You On The Board
SYSOP - System Operator [normally of Bulletin Boards, or networks]
SYT - Sweet Young Thing

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T

T&E - Trial And Error
TA - Thanks A lot
TAF - That's All Folks
TAFN - That's All For Now
TANJ - There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU - Things Are Really F*cked Up
TAWIS - That Ain't What I said
TBC - To Be Continued
TBE - To Be Expected
TBYB - Try Before You Buy
TC - Telephone Call; Take Care
TCB - Taking Care Of Business
TCD - The Cat's Dead
TDD - The Dog's Dead
TDM - Too Damn Many
TEHO - To Each His Own
TFB - Too F*cking Bad
TFE - Too F*cking Easy
TFS - Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl-Alt-Del]
TFTT - Thanks For The Thought
TGAL - Think Globally Act Locally
TGIF - Thank God It's Friday
TGTF - Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THX - Thanks
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIATLG - Truly I Am The Living God
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TIME - Tears In My Eyes
TIMTOWTDI - There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO - This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR - This Is Not A Recommendation
TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
TIP - To Insure Promptness
TJATAW - Truth Justice And The American Way
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TLC - Tender Loving Care
TLG - The Living God
TM - Thread Mangler
TMI - Too Much Information
TN - TelNet
TNOTVS - There's Nothing On Television So
TNTL - Trying Not To Laugh
TNX - Thanks
TPAE - The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS(S) - This Program Sucks (Severely)
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS - Tough Sh*t
TSOHF - Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR - Terminate And Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules
TTBE - That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTKSF - Trying To Keep Straight Face
TTL4N - That's The Lot For Now
TTM - To The Moderator
TTSP - This Too Shall Pass
TTUL - Talk/Type To You Later
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TTYRS - Talk To You Real Soon
TWAIN - Technology Without An Important Name
TWIAVBP - The World Is A Very Big Place
TWIMC - To Whom It May Concern
TWIS - That's What I Said
TWYAS - That's What You All Say
TWYT - That's What You Think
TYVM - Thank You Very Much

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U

U/L - UpLoad
UAE - Unrecoverable Application Error
UDP - Usenet Death Penalty
UL - UpLoad
UOK - yoU OK?
URL - Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM - yoU aRe weLCoMe
USU - Usually
UTC - Under The Counter
UTT - Under The Table
UUCP - Unix-to-Unix CoPy
UYKD - Unless You Know Different(ly)

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V

<VBG> - Very Big Grin
VH - Virtual Hug
VR - Virtual Reality
VRML - Virtual Reality Modelling Language
VT - Virtual Time

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W

W/ - With
W/O - With Out
W8 - Wait
W8ING - Waiting
WAB - What Another Bill
WAEF - When All Else Fails
WALOC - What A Load Of Crap
WAN - Wide Area Network
WB - Welcome Back
WCAGA - What Comes Around Goes Around
WDYMBT - What Do You Mean By That
WEFT - Wrong Every F*cking Time
WFM - Works For Me
<WG> - Wicked Grin
WGAS - Who Gives A Sh*t
WIBNIF - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WOA - Work Of Art
WOFTAM - Waste Of F*cking Time And Money
WOM - Word Of Mouth
WOS - Wife Over Shoulder
WR - With Respect
WRT - With Respect To
WTAA - What's This All About
WTF - What The F*ck
WTFDIC - What The F*ck Do I Care
WTFDIK - What The F*ck Do I Know
WTFDYTYA - Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are
WTFWT - What The F*ck Was That
WTG - Way To Go!
WTGP - Want To Go Private
WTH - What The Hell
WTTRW - Welcome To The Real World
WUTNB - Wait Until The Next Book
WWW - World Wide Web; World Wide Wait
WYGIWYG - What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF - What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYMM - Will You Marry Me
WYP - What's Your Point
WYSIAYG - What You See Is All You Get
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get

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X

XYZ - eXamine Your Zipper

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Y

YABA - Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAOTM - Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YGGM - Your Guess is as Good as Mine
YGTBK - You've Got To Be Kidding
YHB_____ - You Have Been ________
YHBW - You Have Been Warned
YHL - You Have Lost
YHTBT - You Had To Be There
YIU - Yes I Understand
YIWGP - Yes I Will Go Private
YKYATP - You Know You're A Tired Parent [relates to something really
silly, but if you are honest with yourself, you've done
equally silly things]
YM - You Mean
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary [results may differ according to setup,
power, size etc]
YOYO - You're On Your Own
YOYOW - You Own Your Own Words
YR - Yeah Right
YSS - You Suck Severely
YTMOB - You Turn Me On Baby
YWHOL - Yelling Woo Hoo Out Loud [a variation on LOL(cf)]
YWSYLS - You Win Some You Lose Some

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Z

ZAM - Z's Are Me
ZAC - Z's Are Calling (time for bed)
ZNT - ZiffNeT
ZSTFB - Zebedee Says Time For Bed

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