These were actually asked in the court of law. Check these out
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July Fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: How can you be sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting in a jar.
Q: But could you be sure that the patient have still been alive netherless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
This was obtained from my local newspaper.
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