How Would You Get Revenge

[vidcc]

This person is not to be messed with

[Evil Gemini]

This is what i would do.

Steal a car and a brick


Drive the car straight into his house (aim for bedroom if you want) get out of the car (if still alive) get that brick and bash his head a few times with the brick.

Then shove an egg down his throat while yelling out HERE'S YOUR EGGS YOU C*NT EAT IT!!!! EAT IT!!!

[Yogi]

Originally posted by vidcc@24 February 2004 - 22:28


This person is not to be messed with  

I take that as a compliment!!!

But to be truthfull, i am not very much into revenge...........

Nowadays i'm more into forgiveness.......

Sounds kinda cheesy, but it works!!!

Most people i could have revengefull feelings for, are moslty pityfull and life will

eventually do the revenge for me.....


But!!!

For a new KrazyGlue-blast of good ideas:

More Krazy Glue Tricks:
- Krazy Glue your enemy's radio on a station he HATES; if you like, do the
same thing to his volume control, at full volume.
- Krazy Glue all your enemy's (or your school's) light switches off.
- Krazy Glue the Teacher's briefcase SHUT.
- Krazy Glue the pages of your enemy's textbooks and notes together. White
Glue can be substituted here.
- Krazy Glue your enemy's disk drive door shut.
- Put a drop of Krazy Glue inside each of your enemy's diskettes.
- Put a drop of Krazy Glue on the pins of your enemy's print head.
- Krazy Glue all your school's microscopes out-of-focus.
- If your enemy ever removes his shoes in your presence and turns his back
on you for any reason, Krazy Glue the soles to the floor. Or Krazy Glue
the laces together.
- Rearrange all those plug connectors on the back of your enemy's stereo,
into a random order. Krazy Glue them on so they can't be put back.
- Krazy Glue the reels of your enemy's cassette tapes, so they won't turn.
- Krazy Glue your enemy's medicine cabinet shut.
- Alternatively, Krazy Glue all the toothpaste tubes, pill bottles, etc to
the shelves of same med. cabinet.
- If your enemy is a diabetic and you want to reduce him to fear for his
life, Krazy Glue the plungers of all his insulin syringes so he can't
inject. This is also good to do to druggies.
- Krazy Glue your enemy's ni-cads into the charger. Put a few non-
rechargeables in as well.
- Krazy Glue all your enemy's flies open. Krazy glue all his other zippers
shut.
- Krazy Glue the containers in the enemy's fridge shut. or,
alternatively, Krazy Glue the whole fridge door shut.
- Krazy Glue the enemy's bike into 18th gear.
- If your enemy is a shooting fan, then Krazy Glue the trigger of his
favorite gun so it won't work when he goes to the range. Major
Embarrassment.
- Krazy Glue your enemy's kid's TransFormer so that it won't TransForm.
- Unplug your enemy's TV cable. Put a drop of Krazy Glue in that tiny hole
in the middle of the wall jack. Don't bother plugging it back in, and when
the enemy goes to plug it back in, he won't be able to.
- Put that asshole's favorite disks into one of his disk boxes. Krazy Glue
the box SHUT.
- Krazy Glue that little rubber plug on the bottom of the dick's piggy bank
ON.
- Cut a tiny (1/8") slit into the cunt's Hacky Sack. Through this slit,
saturate the whole innards of the sack with Krazy Glue. Use a whole
tube of the shit if you like. Your enemy will not even notice until he
goes to give the footbag a good solid BOOT, and it will be ROCK hard by
that time.
- Deflate the tires on your enemy's transportation. Krazy Glue the valves
shut and the tires to the wheel's rim.
- Krazy Glue the enemy's lights into their sockets. Wait for them to burn
out.
- Krazy Glue the snooze bar of the enemy's alarm clock so that he can't
shut off the alarm when it goes without unplugging the damn thing.
- If your enemy is rinning for prez or something, Krazy Glue his campaign
posters to the walls. After the election is over he will be required
to take the things down, but what if he can't??????
- Since Krazy Glue doesn't set too well under moist conditions, it is a good
idea to substitute EPOXY for Krazy Glue when you glue the toilet handle
(either your enemy's or all the school's) so it can't flush.
- Krazy Glue the caps of beer bottles to the bottles themselves. Do this with
a case of your enemy's beer.
- Krazy Glue buttons and joysticks of all the video games in that arcade that
you got booted out of last week.
- Krazy Glue all the beakers and test tubes etcetera to the shelves at your
school's chem lab.
- Krazy Glue that asshole teacher's glasses folded so he can't put them back
on.
- Saturate basketball nets with Krazy Glue. You will need a whole fuckload
to do this, but it will be worth it when someone shoots the ball and it
won't go thru the hoop.....
- Krazy Glue hockey pucks into one big long cylinder....
- Krazy Glue mailboxes shut.
- Krazy Glue blackboard erasers to the chalk tray.
- In winter, open window on bus (just before you get off) and Krazy Glue it
there. Driver and passengers will freeze.
- Krazy Glue speaker cones so they won't make noise.
- Krazy Glue the metal flap on the coin return of a vending machine so it
won't open. BONUS: Later, come by with some Krazy Glue SOLVENT and take any
coins the machine tried to return.
- When sending letters to a stamp collecting enemy, send really neat,
interesting stamps on the envelope. But Krazy Glue them on so he can't
steam them off.
- Krazy Glue that stupid cat's tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner's front door...
- Place many drops of Krazy Glue all over items of Enemy's clothing. The
Krazy Glue will form circles about 1 inch in diameter that are ROCK SOLID,
basiclyfucking 'em up.
- Deflate enemy's soccer or basket ball. Place 1 drop of Krazy Glue in the
inflating needle hole.

Yogi

[sArA]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@26 February 2004 - 15:40


- Krazy Glue that stupid cat's tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner's front door...

Oooooh how could you??? Meanie!

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by sara5564+26 February 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sara5564 @ 26 February 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@26 February 2004 - 15:40


- Krazy Glue that stupid cat&#39;s tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner&#39;s front door...

Oooooh how could you??? Meanie&#33; [/b][/quote]
I see we share the same avatar

[atiVidia]

most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...

[Marius24]

Originally posted by atiVidia@26 February 2004 - 15:42
most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...

and are you just ment to ask to see his dick? Sorry but i aint gay


good idea tho, maybe my sister would do it to him

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by Marius24+26 February 2004 - 12:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marius24 @ 26 February 2004 - 12:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@26 February 2004 - 15:42
most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...

and are you just ment to ask to see his dick? Sorry but i aint gay


good idea tho, maybe my sister would do it to him [/b][/quote]
no my gf did it to her old bf


him and I were friends. so whenever I showed him some porn, he bent down in pain&#33;




anyhow this was my gfs idea so...