Hardware World Complete List Of Noob Questions

**bigdawgfoxx** · 03-03-2004, 04:13 AM

hahahahahah omfg...i aint got nothin funny...not creative enough...so ill just laugh at yalls shit haha

**tesco** · 03-03-2004, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@2 March 2004 - 23:13
hahahahahah omfg...i aint got nothin funny...not creative enough...so ill just laugh at yalls shit haha

google for funny computer noob questions or something like that and post them or search for computer jokes then reword them to make them into a question.

**Dray_04** · 03-03-2004, 04:18 AM

i hear the geforce fx5200 are the best cards out ther out the mo...

**tesco** · 03-03-2004, 04:27 AM

this isnt a funny question but it is pretty annoying...

the teachers at my school are always so strict about what u do on the computers becausew they're always saying, "the school had that big virus that you cant get rid of and they had to reinstalll every computer, and its hard work you know, takes hours for each one, so dont go getting viruses."

first off the virus was the blaster virus which they could have easily gotten rid of but were too lazy so they reinstalled windows on each computer (200+ comps btw).

they say it takes hours to install each one, actually they put in a bios password to make it boot from floppy then they put in some floppy boot disc and it automatically starts formatting and installing from network server. the disc can be removed after about 2 minutes and you go onto the next computer...they had like 20 guys working on this. took what like 20 minutes? lol. longest part was for them to wait for it to copy all of the files. once it finished it was all ready to login to the network as they do now.

last they think im going to get viruses on their computers by opening a project i did at home (

i dont have viruses lol) or by using google to search for research or something (they are yahoo! fans). every time i get the same thing, and im sick of it.

**Keikan** · 03-03-2004, 05:29 AM

My friend is a computer n00b right so....

Me: Do you have Quicktime?
Him: I dunno where would it be?
Me: Look in the start menu (since he's got a preconfigured load of crap hp celeron pc)
Him: What start menu?
Me: The one with the programs
Him: oh that start menu

**Dray_04** · 03-03-2004, 05:32 AM

how much should i sell my old 2mb stick or RAM?

i was thinking... $60 but only because its 8 years old.... but in MINT CONDITION!!!

**adamp2p** · 03-03-2004, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@2 March 2004 - 20:09
HAHAHAHA where do you guys think up this halarious ass shit???! haha

boot it harder...omfg rotfgl haha

**Mïcrösöül°V³** · 03-03-2004, 07:25 AM

my puter has been slowing down quite a bit, and a friend told me i needed to clean my hard drive.
should i just wash it in the sink, or is it ok to use the dishwasher? :helpsmile: