1.Humor, irony, sarcasm is a Must
the above is inherent in your character
and cannot be bought
2.Make OneLiners -
(see rule 1) which do not go deeper than one level
if you manage to go deeper....impressive!
3.High Hits on Your Post -
Think exactly how every Tabloid Mag\Newspaper thinks
Make xatchy titles -
including words "sex,fketc,spam,goodbye, hello im new, stfu, 50 word story,
anything provocative or "fashionable" right now,
conceptually intrequet loop twists,
use word "mod",
3c. If you dont get Replies to your posts -
DON'T take it personal-
City of God got no Oscars yet LOTr got 11 --
relates to fashion\competetion
4.NEVER go too personal,
about yourself or others visanumber86437298(unless via rule1) -
(although at certain times your repliers can open up) -
this is a complex issue-see 4b.
4ab.Never Write Long \Posts - (like this one)
wasted energy
"they" wont read it anyway
will reply with a OneLiner
4b.Flaming-.
shows pride, dignity. character-
therefore "Personal"- on the edge issue
Definetly NOT appreciated by the moderators"
(mods r also known as THE LAW)
Xb.Communication and Language:
Lots os dislexiks here
Spelling and Grammar is totally Ignored.
(respected if no.1 or Drunk
The Use of Foreign languages causes Fear of Terrorism(hijodeputagoderconjotevoyameterenelculodetumadre)
X3.Smilies-Communicat5ion continued
better than Words
X4. Power Groups - (LoungeHounds)
are a tight cliqué of half a dozen folk
post in every thread and laugh at each others jokes
5.If you have 100% activity in lounge -
you are definetly a humanoid One-Liner -
(please see Funkydawg for further info)
6.Popularity-
is based on a Smooth combination of all of the above
submit any further rules
BUT
No spamming
(rule 7x by writing "no spamming" you are garantueed the presence of One-Liners")
Keep it Tight
shitman did i just do this?
Below you will find a Series of Profesional Lounge Replies -aka-SPAM
read and learn how to become a pro
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