I Will Move To A Trailerpark...........

[100%]

Man With that one - youll definetly become king o trash

[TARPD]

my milkshake is better than yours

[clocker]

You seem to be on the right track already.

One important aspect of TrailorTrash living will be your garden.

Unlike a more traditional home, where plants are the main feature, in a trailor park your focus will be on a vehicle.
Preferably supported a few feet off the ground on cinderblocks ( providing shade for the dawgs)...wheels optional.

Bonus points for multiple bulletholes in the bodywork.

A pickup truck is preferable, but any decrepit sedan will do for starters.

In the North, snowmobiles are currently the rage, but due to their extensive use of plastic and fiberglass they don't rust as well or as extensively as the typical car, thus robbing you of the patina that is so desirable, and exposing you as a newcomer.

A lush outcropping of weeds will spring up naturally, and for the true trailor park bonsai enthusiast, a tree growing up through the floorboards is the height of fashion.

Hope this helps.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by clocker@7 March 2004 - 16:49
You seem to be on the right track already.

One important aspect of TrailorTrash living will be your garden.

Unlike a more traditional home, where plants are the main feature, in a trailor park your focus will be on a vehicle.
Preferably supported a few feet off the ground on cinderblocks ( providing shade for the dawgs)...wheels optional.

Bonus points for multiple bulletholes in the bodywork.

A pickup truck is preferable, but any decrepit sedan will do for starters.

In the North, snowmobiles are currently the rage, but due to their extensive use of plastic and fiberglass they don't rust as well or as extensively as the typical car, thus robbing you of the patina that is so desirable, and exposing you as a newcomer.

A lush outcropping of weeds will spring up naturally, and for the true trailor park bonsai enthusiast, a tree growing up through the floorboards is the height of fashion.

Hope this helps.

Great stuff, clocker!!!

Very usefull tips, there!!

Much obliged.

YoTrashy

[internet.weather]

Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

No Joke!!(though not related)

YoGo

[internet.news]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 13:14

But i stopped drinking 11 years ago

Yogi

[Yogi]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+7 March 2004 - 18:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 7 March 2004 - 18:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 13:14

But i stopped drinking 11 years ago

Yogi [/b][/quote]
Thanks, Sam&#33;&#33;

ProudYogi

[internet.weather]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 March 2004 - 16:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 7 March 2004 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo [/b][/quote]
So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?

[clocker]

To continue...

The inside of your trailer should be decorated with care, too.
You&#39;ll want to make a good impression on the police, who will be your most frequent visitors.

The first ( and in many cases, only) piece of furniture you&#39;ll want to get is a plasma screen TV.
The bigger the better...if you go crosseyed looking at it, that will be about right.
All the rest of your furnishings should cost, in total, less than the TV.
This shows proper understanding of priorities.

Any furniture can be covered in plaid bed sheets ( preferably red) as this will hide stains ( blood particularly) well.
Formica will complement the plaid nicely.
Use it liberally, to patch holes, cover rot and avoid painting.
Formica is your friend.
Color and pattern are left to your discretion, but too much coordination is effete, so mix and match if possible.

A nice accessory is children.
They do not necessarily have to be yours.
Smaller is better here, older kids can be a nuisance and should be put out as soon as feasable...14 at the latest.
Any older and patricide becomes an all too real possibillity.

Naturally, above the plasma tv you will need the centerpiece of your home...the velvet painting.
Elvis, cliched as he is, is a "can&#39;t miss" subject, but the naked "Nubian princess" is a close runner up.
Do not let objections from the ole lady influence your decision in this area.
She can be replaced ( or "lost")...your comfort is paramount.

Stick closely to your inner vision and all will be well.

You will need a piece of Dale Earnhart memorabilia of course, but I assume you have that already....