Name Something Ironic

**dwightfry** · 03-16-2004, 07:57 PM

This is kinda nuts.

-I work at a TV station, WDAY
-I have a drug dealing janitor at work named Todd
-My friend, Haugen, gets a job at Nine Dragons (Chinese)
-Haugen's job allowes him to move out of his parent's place and into a 4plex
-Haugen works with this kid named John
-John is driving drunk with a friend of his, they cut a bus off, the friend dies in the accident
-John leaves the scene of the accident, and calls in 'sick' to work
-On that same day, Todd gets arrested for sexual misconduct with a minor
-WDAY (My work place) goes to get footage of John in cuffs walking in line with the other inmates.
-The news anchor gets there to find Todd just 3 people behind John. They had no idea Todd had even been arrested.
-John goes to jail for a very long time, Todd gets out in a couple of weeks
-Todd tries to get his job back at WDAY but fails, obviously
-Todd then gets a job AT NINE DRAGONS, WITH my friend haugen, and where JOHN used to work.
-At this time Haugen moves out of his 4plex and into an apartment.
-Haugen discusses this with Todd at work, and finds out that Todd lived in the EXACT same apartment (4plex) as Haugen did. In fact, Todd was the one who lived there immediatly before Haugen did.