I have been badly disfigured in a burning string cheese accident. No one loves me, and I am so impossibly ugly that no woman will have sex with me (Some men have offered though thank you, but no.)
I really need a whore so I am saving up my munny. I have recently discovered though that i am sadly a bit short. My whore of preference, Lavender says she cannot do me unless I have all her money up front.
I currently have this much
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And my brother Missy E-Mailed me these yesterday...
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Please help me, and send me as many coins as you can because sadly, I do not have enough money to have Lavender teabag me.
Thanks in advance...