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What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this
Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"
funniest quote:
Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"
and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
Marge[to Homer]: Have you noticed anything different about bart recently?
Homer:New Glasses?
Marge: Bart doesn't wear glasses! No, I mean he looks really sad lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Classic.
>H
I love the homer talking to his brain bits, dunno why but they crack me up, I found a website dedicated to it...
Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa : Well, don't push her. Remember, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Brain: Swish!
Homer searches under the couch for a peanut.
Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy!
Eww, slimy.
Arrgh, moving!
Ah-ha!
[remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain
Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben Gay.
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh.
Lisa : Dad, why are you singing?
Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie.
Homer: Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical.
It's not much, but it's a start.
Brain: Bravo. [sarcastic clapping]
(i especially like that one)
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip
Flanders: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
How long have you been here?
Homer : Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise --
[shows Homer a card] season pass! It pays for itself after the
sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference
between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a
little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella',
you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're
in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda
tricky here...
Brain : Urrgh, you can stay, but I'm leaving.
[brain floats out of homer's head]
Flanders: ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of
course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
[Homer collapses]
Episode 0615 - Homie The Clown (my all time favourite and one of 2 I don't have)
On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.
- Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.
Died in battle
The funniest song, or at least most bizarre is when Bart imagined something like Bart's Space Party or something - i wish it appeared on TV right now....
A funny Homer moment: in Japan sumo wrestling - "all hail clobbersaurus"
Funniest quote:
MARGE: I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power
HOMER: You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
hommer: there's the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way!
bart: isnt that the same as the wrong way?
hommer: yeah! but a lot quicker!
BT Rep: +10
lol I remember a episode not quite sure of the quote exactly
Homer is in teh quicksand
thats OK Ill just use my arms to get my leg out
Homer sinks further)
thats OK ill just use my mouth to get my arms out"
Homer sinks completely
Home
"If theres something you can't do it's not with trying to do"
funniest quote: (by Moe) "That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some hardball."Originally posted by Blade025@17 March 2004 - 20:09
What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this
Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"
funniest quote:
Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"
and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....
funniest song: (by Bart) "Do the Bartman"
Old Guy
Funniest Lines: Anything from Professor Frink or Ralph Wiggum
Funniest Song: Theme from "The Tomfoolery of Professor Frink"
Listen here...
http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds.html
Post Whore
lmao i love this part when Homer buys bart a new home-made bike kit and after he builds it and bart rides it breaks and he falls, homer comes in
Homer: QUICK BART USE THIS HOME-MADE MED KIT I MADE!
Homer: ITS SPRING LOADED FOR QUICK ACCESS
*2 Shots and other medical items stab in to homer*
Homer: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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