Just as the title says, I haven't been here in a while, so I'll just make my own topic!
First of all, the best of luck to you and your lil'one, Lilmiss... and as we say here to fight off bad luck: "Merde!"
Then, Congrats to uncle FC and his relatives... To his nephew I say: welcome to this... erm... "wonderful" world. (though I'm not sure he or his parents will ever read this message from a complete stranger, halway across the globe! )
And, to conclude this absolutely brilliant first post: why the feck aren't Nicki and Jonno here, posting about their sex life?