Do not follow this link unless your sense of humour is pretty gross (you've been warned)
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
fucking sick and not even intelligent or funny:
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
wonder why the baby cried the first time and why the cock is friggin' bloody?
thanks for the warning!
Not my definition of funny jokes.