This is the Cyber Truman Show. The whole thing has been set up for me to experience things on the (possibly imaginary) interweb.
This forum is just a few actors, probably all sitting in the same room, playing parts for me to interact with. I've found you out, so please just let me go now. There must be a real forum somewhere, with real people for me to talk to.
Do the right thing, release me from this farce.