As this seems to be the topic this weekend I have found us a COnspiracy Theory Generator. Please post your theories here, then maybe we will learn the truth at last.
Conspiracy Theory Generator.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the board you need to realize that everything is controlled by a admin made up of GEP lovers with help from Musicworld.
The conspiracy first started during making posts count in lounge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Billy Dean being banned.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spamming.
They want to flame non-lounge posters and imprison resisters in Linuxworld using goats.
In order to prepare for this, we all must stop posting. Since the media is controlled by danb we should get our information from Spider_dude.