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    brenda's Avatar Reborn again BT Rep: +3
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    by a text message

    i have just dumped my boyfriend by a text because he has been showing me zero respect so i thought i would repay the sentiments

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    Dont you think by lowering your standards that you will come out of this the worse of the two. Who will remember the guy who showed little sentiment toward his girl friend? As compared to who will remember that 'bitch'* who dumped her boy frined with a text message.


    * I just used this word to emphasise the likely outcome. There is no intention to besmirch your character.
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    I'm shite at it They always end up hating my guts

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    sad to say i've done worse. I got my friend to dump my old gf by text. Damn bitch deserved it tho

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    Originally posted by brenda@8 April 2004 - 13:56
    by a text message

    i have just dumped my boyfriend by a text because he has been showing me zero respect so i thought i would repay the sentiments



    I flukked her cousin , her sister and her aunt and her aunt 42yr ol!! but looks hot.... big tata's

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    I manage to remain friends with all my ex's......
    Im just really bad at keeping in contact with people in general...
    Always moving on to new things I suppose..

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    Originally posted by bujub22@8 April 2004 - 19:24

    I flukked her cousin , her sister and her aunt and her aunt 42yr ol!! but looks hot.... big tata's
    whoa !!!!!! thats made me feel loads better about my minor retaliation

    cheers bujub22

    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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