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    And i thought us guys had problems coming in late after a night out drinking.:beerchug:


    Subject: Girl's Night Out


    The other night, I was
    invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
    my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
    promise! Well, the hours passed and
    the champagne was going down way too
    easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a
    skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
    door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing that he'd
    probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
    was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to
    escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning, my husband
    asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew!
    Got away with that one, I thought. Then he said,
    "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why,
    he responded, "well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said, "oh ****", cuckooed 4 more
    times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
    times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the cat and
    farted."

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    LMAO!!!

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    really lmao

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    Good One!

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    lol

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