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  1. 04-11-2004, 01:10 AM #1
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    THIS IS HOW MEN REALLY THINK !!


    One morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

    As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    Damn women drivers ! !
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  3. 04-11-2004, 01:13 AM Lounge   -   #2
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    Originally posted by hippychick@11 April 2004 - 00:10
    THIS IS HOW MEN REALLY THINK !!
    No, this is how men think

    Also, if it weren't for the woman in your joke there'd have been no accident. See, men are just superior drivers
    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.
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  5. 04-11-2004, 01:22 AM Lounge   -   #3
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    Originally posted by 4th gen@10 April 2004 - 17:13
    [No, this is how men think

    i heard the version when they where looking to hire a new hostess for virgin airlines

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
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  7. 04-11-2004, 03:01 AM Lounge   -   #4
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    Women vs Men Drivers...





























    nah we won't go into that
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  9. 04-12-2004, 05:50 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    Bullshit!

    Some of you don't even have cars or know how to drive!

    Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

    Or do you ride the short bus?

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  11. 04-12-2004, 06:37 AM Lounge   -   #6
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    My dad drops me off at school in a Benz but its my mom's
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  13. 04-13-2004, 03:05 AM Lounge   -   #7
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    Originally posted by shn@12 April 2004 - 04:50
    Bullshit&#33;

    Some of you don&#39;t even have cars or know how to drive&#33;

    Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

    Or do you ride the short bus?
    I can&#39;t speak for the others, but I&#39;ve been driving for over 2 years
    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think &quot;Ok, this is the limit&quot;.
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.
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  15. 04-13-2004, 03:09 AM Lounge   -   #8
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    Originally posted by 4th gen+12 April 2004 - 22:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (4th gen @ 12 April 2004 - 22:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-shn@12 April 2004 - 04:50
    Bullshit&#33;

    Some of you don&#39;t even have cars or know how to drive&#33;&nbsp;

    Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

    Or do you ride the short bus?
    I can&#39;t speak for the others, but I&#39;ve been driving for over 2 years [/b][/quote]
    what kind of car you got?
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  17. 04-13-2004, 09:25 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@13 April 2004 - 02:09
    what kind of car you got?
    My mum&#39;s Ford Escort 1.4
    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think &quot;Ok, this is the limit&quot;.
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.
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  19. 04-13-2004, 09:48 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    i&#39;d never let a women drive my car


    these r cool to drive amp about town in n open up.I had a jreg golf gti one..nice they&#39;re man

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