Area 51 Microbiologist Ready to Talk
http://www.greaterthings.com/News/ET...isch/PR040407/
Area 51 Microbiologist Ready to Talk
http://www.greaterthings.com/News/ET...isch/PR040407/
he is wearing kitchen gloves and doing work on a tin foil covered counter
looks legit to me
Smoke weed everyday
Burisch has witnessed an extra-terrestrial being first-hand at Area 51. That exposure included touch, probing, measuring body function, communication via hand signals.
Burisch is witness to human subjects being held against their will for experimentation per covert treaties between the U.S. government and extra-terrestrial governing bodies. The treaty, called Tau-IX, allows for abduction, removal of blood and reproductive samples and tissue; and does not control whether humans are maimed, tortured or that they might expire.
Shouldn't this be in the funny section
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Im sure i've seen that guy before in a Movie.....
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
On the Peripheral
He does rather resemble Bruce Willis 30 pounds heavier.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Looking for loopholes
Given that if they simply put a sign up in any major city high street asking for volunteers to donate tissue and sperm samples to assist interested aliens they would be swamped, it seems odd that they should expend so much effort abducting people.
The stress levels could result in corrupted samples -these aliens are bad scientists.
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