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The town of Reigate is at the bottom of Cockshot Hill
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I don't know, I think all places in Scotland sre not pronounced the way they should be pronounced. That provided ample entertainment on the Pub Crawl where they all made me read things out loud they knew I wouldn't get right. Usually followed by Lamsey screaming 'OWNED!!!'
It's glas-go, not glas-gouOriginally posted by Skweeky@12 April 2004 - 14:55
I don't know, I think all places in Scotland sre not pronounced the way they should be pronounced. That provided ample entertainment on the Pub Crawl where they all made me read things out loud they knew I wouldn't get right. Usually followed by Lamsey screaming 'OWNED!!!'
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I found this;
Weird funny place names
Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations:
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
SOURCE
On the Peripheral
Well, here are some I've been to:
Clo-oose
Osoyoos
Kamloops
Come By Chance
Conception Bay
Dildo
Heart's Content
Garden of Eden
Eureka
Shag Harbour
Saint-Loius-du-Ha-Ha!
Poissant
Eden
Ochiichagwebabigoining
Swastika
Flin Flon
Bigger
Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
Medicine Hat
Rocky Mountain House
Seven Persons
Beaverdell
Mission
Salmon Arm
Spuzzum
Squamish
Skookumchuck
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
Old Guy
Actual towns near me (in Eastern Pennsylvania)...
Virginville
Intercourse
Blue Ball
Then of course there's Beaver College, which recently changed their name to Arcadia...
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/11/20/embarrassingbeaver.ap/
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