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    : Great Quotes on Government from 530 BC to the present

    No matter your views, these are timeless classics.....

    1. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
    Congress. But I repeat myself. --Mark Twain

    2. We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is
    like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the
    handle. --Winston Churchill

    3. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
    support of Paul. --George Bernard Shaw

    4. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which
    debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy

    5. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting
    on what to have for dinner. --James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

    6. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich
    countries to rich people in poor countries. --Douglas Casey, Classmate
    of W.J.Clinton at Georgetown U. (1992)

    7. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car
    keys to teenage boys. --P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

    8. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to
    live at the expense of everybody else. --Frederic Bastiat, French Economist

    9. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
    phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it
    stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986)

    10. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
    facts. --Will Rogers

    11. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what
    it costs when it's free. --P.J. O'Rourke

    12. If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal.
    If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If
    you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you
    don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.
    --Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review at one time (1995)

    13. In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money
    as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
    --Voltaire (1764)

    14. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
    politics won't take an interest in you. --Pericles (430 B.C.)

    15. No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature
    is in session. --Mark Twain (1866)

    16. Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it.

    17. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
    appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. --Ronald Reagan

    18. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
    blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of
    misery. --Winston Churchill

    19. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
    taxidermist leaves the skin. --Mark Twain

    20. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to
    fill the world with fools. --Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher

    21. There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.
    --Mark Twain

    22. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward
    Langley, Artist

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