One Of The Worst Jokes I've Heard Yet

[Moby.]

Originally posted by Moby.@20 April 2004 - 22:06
Why did the biker wrap the bunny rabbit in duct tape?

A: so it wouldn't split apart when he...

nevermind.



here's another biker joke: Why do battered women exist?

[fatality]

why did the duck cross the road ???????













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cuz the chicken was home sick !!!




(man.. that was some fkinn dumb shitttttt.....)

[colt45joe]

most of you probably heard this one....


why did the women cross the road???

























it doesnt matter, what was she doing out of the kitchen !?

[dwightfry]

isn't it funny how some people tell a bad joke and try to blame someone else ? 

I'm not blaming my sis, It was just a shock hearing it from her.

[margie100]

Originally posted by dwightfry@20 April 2004 - 17:12
My sis told me this the other day


What is the worst part of eating a vegitable





































putting her back in the wheelchair

YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY MATE

[100%]

What happened when the Elephant sat on the Chair































The Chair Broke

[100%]

What colour is Napoleans white horse?




























White

[100%]

Whats Invisible and Smells like Rabbit?



























Bunny Farts

[Ninja Monkey]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?





























It didn't. It only got about half-way.

[Ninja Monkey]

Why'd [insert your name hear] cross the road?






























Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.