Random Top Fives

[Ella]

Top 5 reasons why I visit the crapper:

1. To take a piss
2. To take a crap
3. To have a barf
4. To change my tampon
5. To clean it

[SillyRumours]

Top Five Gross Things I Do On The Toilet

1. Wipe and look

2. A squirty shit, that saturates the whole bowl

3. A big shit that requires more than one flush

4. A shit that stains the bowl, but in my opinion doesn't deserve another flush

5. Miss the bowl and pee all around the edge

[masterpiece21]

Top 10 people who deserve to be shot:
10.Myself
9.Britney Spears
8.Who Ever Started The "wazzzzzzUP!!" thing
7.Eminem
6.Ronald Mcdonald
5.Oprah Winfrey
4.Michael Jackson
3.The Creator Of Pokemon
2.Prostitutes*Open Wide*
1.Dr.Phil