Random Top Fives

[Ella]

Top Five Cheeses

1. Grana Padano
2. Brie
3. Gruyere
4. Chevre
5. Blue Vein

[sexfem]

Withcheese
Dan
Azz
Sam
Joob Joob

[Ella]

Top five lines to say to a telemarketer

1. Use a husky, dirty phone sex voice but ask normal questions about the proposed offer:
“Is it a low interest rate? mmmmm…I like low interest rates…really low…”

2. In an outrageously excited tone: “Thank god you called!!!” Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.

3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”

4. Keep repeating, “I knew you were going to say that…”

5. “Oh my god, I used to have your job…does Bob still work there (repeat names until you find a match)…which building are you in?” Escalate coincidence until you both realize that you sat in the same chair. Explain that you had to quit work when your genitals mysteriously vanished.

[DanB]

Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
3. In an annoyed tone cut the telemarketer off mid sentence : “Dan, stop screwing around…we have to get rid of this body fast, did you find a chainsaw or not?”

What are you implying Ella?

[Ella]

Well, had you of found teh feckin' chainsaw, it would not be an issue!!

[sexfem]

Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 14:05
does Bob still work there

No, he retired a couple of weeks ago. Is it really three weeks? My how time flies. B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Ella@25 April 2004 - 15:05
Top five lines to say to a telemarketer

I just say "No thank you" and hang up the telephone.

They are just people trying to make a living.

[Yogi]

They are just people trying to make a living.

Just as contractkillers are just trying to make a living.

I just say no when they approach............


Yogi

My Cheese Top Five:

1. Cabrales los Picos

2. Roquefort

3. Brie Calvados

4. Boeren Gatenkaas(farmer's cheese with holes)

5. GruhWeicher StettenKase

[Snee]

Originally posted by sexfem@25 April 2004 - 14:51
Withcheese
Dan
Azz
Sam
Joob Joob

Top five cheeses?

[Ella]

Are you people (and yes, I'm looking at you, J'Pol) missing the point of this thread entirely? It's not specifically a thread about cheese...it's a thread about random Top Fives! Have you people never seen "High Fidelity"? Sheesh!