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Thread: Micheal Jackson Jokes

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    share any micheal jackson jokes that you have. sadly i have none, but i did see one on another thread...

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    Micheal Jackson was in the waiting room of the hospital when the doctor came in after his (mj's) wife delivered his (mj's) new son. micheal asked the doctor 'when can we have sex?' and the doctor replied 'at least wait until he can talk, micheal'

    thanks goes to the dude who posted taht! name yourself!

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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper the friendly ghost?

    One is white and likes to be with kids

    ...

    the other is a ghost.


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    lol! that is a good one!

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    What does michael jackson call a 13 year old boys little brother? Plan B
    Those who say it can not be done should not interrupt those who are doing it...

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    how can you tell when it's mj's bed time at neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand
    Those who say it can not be done should not interrupt those who are doing it...

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    whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?



    *acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13

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    why does mj like twenty eight year olds?









    cos theres 20 of them
    <insert signature here>

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    How can you tell MJ has company?

    There's a ferris wheel outside his house.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?



    *acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13



    My addition: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.html



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    Q - What's the difference between a carrier bag & Michael Jackson?
    A - One is made of plastic & should be kept away from children; the other is a carrier bag.

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