The Fun Thread!

**bujub22** · 05-02-2004, 04:29 AM

THE RULES

THE RULES The FEMALE always makes The Rules
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
No MALE can possibly know all The Rules
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she mustimmediately
change some or all of The Rules
The FEMALE is never wrong
If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct
result of something the MALE said or did wrong
The MALE must immediately apologize for said misunderstanding
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time
The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of
the FEMALE
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time for any reason
The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants himto be angry
and/or upset
The MALE is expected to read the FEMALE'S mind at all times
The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules Can't take the heat lacks a spine
and is a wimp
Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm
If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready
The MALE must be ready at all times

**bujub22** · 05-02-2004, 04:32 AM

Samples from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support.

1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

2. I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?

3. Mrs. Jackson has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

4. I can not get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell my why?

5. I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

6. This is my eight child. What are you going to do about it?

7. Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

8. I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born.

9. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three children, one of which is a mistake, as you can see.

10. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.

11. My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.

12. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

13. You have changed my boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

14. I have no children as yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

15. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

16. I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.

**ziggyjuarez** · 05-02-2004, 04:38 AM

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am i good or what B)

**4th gen** · 05-02-2004, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@2 May 2004 - 03:38
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am i good or what B)

Get a macro program, set it to run for 12 hours, clicking the button every second, and then sleep