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    As none of you know may know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

    However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

    My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

    Perhaps a poll could be made on this but bare in mind I'm busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

    Thx.

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    Originally posted by Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 01:16
    As none of you know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

    However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

    My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

    Perhaps a poll could be made on this but are in mind I'm busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

    Thx.
    a) piss out the window

    B) piss in a bottle and empty it later

    c) sod the landlady, have a piss in the toilet


    That could be the 3 choices.


    i would go for c, then, b then a if i had to


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    Originally posted by danb+4 May 2004 - 23:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 4 May 2004 - 23:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 May 2004 - 01:16
    As none of you know my toilet/bathroom is next to my landladys bedroom, now on a normal night my trips to the bathroom are infrequent and so cause little disturbance to my landlady.

    However tonight I have been on teh sauce and my trips are becoming a bit more frequent than infrequent...

    My question is then should I continue to use the toilet facilities or should I perhaps relieve myself out the window?

    Perhaps a poll could be made on this but are in mind I&#39;m busting at the moment so please can we reach a consensus quickly.

    Thx.
    a) piss out the window

    B) piss in a bottle and empty it later

    c) sod the landlady, have a piss in the toilet


    That could be the 3 choices.


    i would go for c, then, b then a if i had to

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    i would piss on the floor.

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    Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 May 2004 - 01:20
    i would piss on the floor.
    There was a londoner, a scotsman and a country boy

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    Do you pay your rent?


    If so...use the Loo...


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    Originally posted by Chevy@4 May 2004 - 23:22
    Isn&#39;t the answer obvious?
    LMFAO

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    Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream

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    Originally posted by mortsapprentice@4 May 2004 - 23:25
    Why not piss on the landlady she would be so shocked that she would think it was a dream
    "Well Dave I had this strange dream last night...I dreamt I was in a German porn movie.."

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