Person says "OMG" (in suprise) or "Oh god "
You instantly reply
"Yes I suppose I am" B)
I have a new job and so many people asked "How long you been here"
I look at the clock and say "Since 2 o clock"
"Is anyone sitting there" (empty chair)
"Yes, he's the inventor of invisibilty"
Here's something to say to your boss on the Friday before a bank holiday
"See you Next Tuesday" (for those who don't get it- See = C.......You = U .....Next = N........I'll let you figure the rest by yourself )
Sorry, I'm bored