Mathea's Very Own Thread

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I never said anything about my penis
You're the one keeps saying rewd things

I was talking.........hang on, we may have different ideas of your trolls here

I&#39;m kinda picturing Gimps <- like that :helpsmile:

But sowwee anyway.......



Jonno B)

[Mathea]

oooh more flowers? Imma get lost in em if this keeps up cuz my place is small lol

and when i said trolls I meant:

the trolls aka the vultures aka the seedy old men that troll the back room at work lookin for fresh meat (and since its rare that someone younger ges back there, let alone someone younger who doesnt run away upon sight of em).... some of them spend hours upon hours there just walkin round the booths tuggin on the door handles incase someone left it unlocked...... and then close it when they realize its just another troll...

.... so if u come to NY imma pimp u out n make lotsa money yay&#33;




and I dont keep bringin it up it&#39;s just always there&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Erm........Yeah :helpsmile: .....You say their old?.....Were they young when they first came in?
And trust me, you would&#39;nt make much money off me

Annnnd it&#39;s not always there, sometimes it hides when cold and......tsk.see&#33;&#33;&#33;

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

hahaha if only i had pics of em u&#39;d know they&#39;d pay out lots of money.... lemme put it this way...we got nicks for some of the regulars including:

bumpy head guy (he spends btwn 4-8 hours there almost every day)
sweaty man (granted its always hot back there but damn)
bulldog
pinhead

it goes on but there&#39;s an idea of the ppl that are there more than i am

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yup, like I said, NY is weird

Pinhead?........Dare I ask?

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

okay so he wouldn&#39;t have been cast for the movie freaks, but yeah his head is too small for his body cept for his nose which is way too big for his little face

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Thats just cruel

I can see you and your work mates now......

"Ooo look at him, ain&#39;t he ugly"
"Yeah his eyes are too close together too"
"What shall we call him?"
"I dunno, how bout Cyclops?"
"Nah , Oo look he&#39;s got huge feet"
"Oh yeah, OI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Sideshow BOB&#33;&#33;"

"huh....I........i...........I was just blousing..I mean browsing......yoinks"......



Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 17:31
Yup, like I said, NY is weird

Pinhead?........Dare I ask?

Jonno B)

ny ..uk

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 21:37
Thats just cruel

I can see you and your work mates now......

"Ooo look at him, ain&#39;t he ugly"
"Yeah his eyes are too close together too"
"What shall we call him?"
"I dunno, how bout Cyclops?"
"Nah , Oo look he&#39;s got huge feet"
"Oh yeah, OI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Sideshow BOB&#33;&#33;"

"huh....I........i...........I was just blousing..I mean browsing......yoinks"......



Jonno B)

actually most of em were named before i ever started workin there..... Im just glad the condom drinker (who frequented back when my friend bekky worked there) has only been in once since i started... and the garbage picker only once too


and now that its warm i think spandex man will return

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Buj........CD-UK?

@Mathea......Condom drinker?? :x Sounds mighty close to felching if you ask me :x
And Garbage Picker? :helpsmile:

Spandex man I can understand, I seen them guys, remember one guy on the beach in the tightest pandex trunks you ever saw and a massive buldge, much to the delight of everyone present and causing massive hysterical laughter when one day he layed there sunning himself with part of a sock sticking out from his trunks

Jonno B)