Strictly Math

[hippychick]

Subject: Strictly Math



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this..

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

So what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then...

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But...

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And..

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

[Ariel_001]

Can someone tell me the original source of this? Everybody is plagiarizing this.

[the mask]

that was the best maths lesson i have ever had

[cpt_azad]

T-R-Y-I-N-G=69% lol i thinkg i'll stick with bullshit and a little bit of asskissing (my p.e. teacher is a milf man i swear to god )

[Aaron_T]

good stuff