Poor Man's Poetry.

[Yogi]

Scratching my ass is the best i can do,

A true sensation when there's no paper in the loo...........



YoPoor

[Aaron_T]

OMFG

[Lilmiss]

I came on my periods the other day,
The blood and gunk filled me with dismay.
I now have to wear a towel for the discharge,
Which pads out my ass, and now looks large.

[sArA]

Originally posted by lilmiss@13 May 2004 - 17:26
I came on my periods the other day,
The blood and gunk filled me with dismay.
I now have to wear a towel for the discharge,
Which pads out my ass, and now looks large.

[Lilmiss]

Glad to see Ive made you giggle,
But I now wobble instead of wiggle.
I'd like to inflict periods on men, the cramps and bad backs,
But mostly just to see them insert their tampax.

[Yogi]

Way to go Lillmiss!!!

Though Tampax is for men quite rich

so they need a cork

to imitate a bitch.........

[Rat Faced]

There was a young man in Belgrave
That kept a dead whore in a cave
He said it took pluck
To have a good F*ck
But think of the money you save

Anon

[Mathea]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@13 May 2004 - 19:24
There was a young man in Belgrave
That kept a dead whore in a cave
He said it took pluck
To have a good F*ck
But think of the money you save

cheater

[brotherdoobie]

I was browsing the forum,doing my daily reading...When I came across
this post from Yogi (you know...the one who's hair is receding)
I happened to notice lillmiss tale of woe and bleeding...and her
wish for her curse to be visited on man,I sought out the nearest mod
and asked for an immediate ban! To my dismay it was NikkiD
and now I am on moderation indefinitely.

Peace brotherdoobie

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@13 May 2004 - 20:05
To my dismay it was NikkiD and now I am on moderation indefinitely.

Your plan backfired, and hit you in the face,
You forget we females are now a stronger race.
Its not moderation you're getting, instead a kick in the butt,
Then if you dont squeal, a punch in the gut.

Im sorry my friend, my hormones are in overdrive,
To be a less emotional gal is for what I strive.
I will try to keep my bitter words and anger at bay,
Till then, stay out my chuffing way.