Glaswegian Power!

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@17 March 2003 - 00:09
listen, you, ah'm gonny stick the heid RIGHT in you! ah'm gonny lose the piece here.

See you? see your heid? Ah'm gonny put yer smile on the other side of it.

LOL the only pieces you know are jelly ones !!
see you ? see your nose ?
how do you like blowing your hooter from the back of
your head ?

[Lamsey]

haw, whit's wrang wi peanut butter pieces?

and it's jam ower here, no jeelie. Ah thought even you sassenachs wid know that.

and ye'll no huv a nose by the time ah'm finished wi ye.

[Lamsey]

ah'm off hame the noo.

awa' an' play wi' the traffic, aldo - i'll see ye later if ye survive.
which ain't likely cus yer heid's full o' mince.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@17 March 2003 - 00:17
haw, whit's wrang wi peanut butter pieces?

and it's jam ower here, no jeelie. Ah thought even you sassenachs wid know that.

and ye'll no huv a nose by the time ah'm finished wi ye.

LMHO !!! HEY WHAT YOU SMOKING ?

I really think you need a visit from my mates
at MILLWALL

"CHEWIN THE FAT"

or some leather

[Lamsey]

yez want a visit fae ma mates at dingwall, eh?

they'll make ye chew yer ane fat an' swallay it

[zolaisugly]

youse are talking a load of crap. are a you a blue nose or a tim lamsey ?

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 22:19
awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?

Wat cheor, ya wid. B)

Aa divvin'knaa ye, 'n'ye liv abackbeyont s'aad beeter gan canny, bu' we' aabut th' sem..aa'm Geordie.

A'm reet behint ya t' yelhoose, th' shud giv ower yammerin.

Aye, aa cud di'wi' a swalla 'n' accudoonabroon abut n'w.

Aa'l git th' skiller.



PS aln...........Aa'll skin ye if aa get ahad on ye

[Knuckles187]

[N£MO]

Originally posted by Rat Faced+17 March 2003 - 19:30--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 17 March 2003 - 19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 22:19
awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?

Wat cheor, ya wid. B)

Aa divvin&#39;knaa ye, &#39;n&#39;ye liv abackbeyont s&#39;aad beeter gan canny, bu&#39; we&#39; aabut th&#39; sem..aa&#39;m Geordie.

A&#39;m reet behint ya t&#39; yelhoose, th&#39; shud giv ower yammerin.

Aye, aa cud di&#39;wi&#39; a swalla &#39;n&#39; accudoonabroon abut n&#39;w.

Aa&#39;l git th&#39; skiller.



PS aln...........Aa&#39;ll skin ye if aa get ahad on ye [/b][/quote]
...took me a while for that to sink in...i like that RF

[ezyryder]

Me being a dundee man could speak the worst form of a scottish off-spin, Dundonian&#33; I am also fluent in glaswegian but the glaswegian I read there was more shawlands area, am I right? It&#39;s the type of new-school glaswegian which sorta mixes more english words with odd sounding words, not truely scottish as such but still a form of scottish. Dundonians are the only people who can say a whole sentance with only speaking in vouls&#33; its true&#33;