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Thread: Favorite Family Guy Moment

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    trajillo's Avatar Fitter Happier
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    mine is:
    Louis : Peter this could be a grat time for you to bond with chris
    Peter : Bond??....... James Bond ... I'll Do IT


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    Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
    Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
    Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
    Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me.
    Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
    Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.

    Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.

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    i can't find a quote of my actual favorite moment. but i do remember it starting off with Brian saying, "Remember that time you tried to narrate your own live?" then there was this flashback of peter comming in to eat breakfast and him talking about how disgusted he was. Can someone find this?

  4. Movies & TV   -   #3
    the intro to the episode 'Brian Does Hollywood' is spot-on

  5. Movies & TV   -   #4
    Monkeee's Avatar Post Whore
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    i love this scene

    Peter: Hit Me
    Dealer: 20
    Peter: Hit Me
    Louis: NO DONT!!
    Peter: I Say Hit Me!!
    Dealer: 21
    Peter: Hit Me
    Dealer: 28
    Peter: Hit Me


  6. Movies & TV   -   #5
    lee551's Avatar no soup for you! BT Rep: +5
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    brian & stewie sitting in that weed cafe:

    stewie: i think the only reason we die is that...
    brian: dude, dude i know what you're gonna say and i am so completely...
    stewie: wait wait wait, shhh. the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability, oohh
    brian: do you think i'll ever find the right woman?
    stewie: oh god, yes! man. come on, dude you're great...

  7. Movies & TV   -   #6
    Monkeee's Avatar Post Whore
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    oh yeah i remember this scene or something like that

    Chris: Hey Birthday Boy Want Some Ice Cream?
    Stewie: Very Well And I Dont Want any Nuts!
    Stewie: each time i find any nuts i shall KILL YOU

  8. Movies & TV   -   #7
    Peter: (To Cleveland Jr.) Just once, can you call me Mr Drummond?

  9. Movies & TV   -   #8
    Stewie: [To ticket agent] Now look here...
    [looks at agent's name tag]
    Stewie: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

  10. Movies & TV   -   #9
    Turkishjade's Avatar Gunny
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    Peter, after going to court ordered sensitivity training becomes so in-tune with what a woman goes through that he:
    - Goes into Stewie's room, looks at him and says "Look at you, what a wonderful miracle Lois and I created."
    - Sneaks a look around to make sure he is alone with sleeping Stewie
    - Picks up Stewie
    - Sneaks another look around to make sure he's alone
    - Lifts up his shirt and puts Stewie against his man-boobs (moobs)
    - Stewie, still asleep, starts sucking on Peter's tit.
    - Doesn't get any milk, sucks harder, slowly starts to wake up
    - Looks down at the chest, looks up at Peter's face, down, up, down, up, down, up
    - Then he cringes and makes a sound like he's going to be sick.

  11. Movies & TV   -   #10
    Peter: (to Brian): Oh my god, you can talk!

    Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
    Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
    Peter: Oh yeah

    there's too many to choose from he's a nice website

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