I do not know how to say this.But it has been building up in me for so long I have to let it out.....
I have not had sex in Five fucking Years!
Its not that the Women are not there for the takeing.I mean everybody knows how easy it is to get some.
Its just.I do not know.There is alot of reasons why.STDs.....kids.....blah blah blah.
I mean I know how to Jerk to get that nutt.And I mean I can Jerk it.I could write a fucking Book.
But man.I really need to eat some Pussy.I mean I use to Love eating Pussy.Its all I think about and dream about.
Why am I telling you all this?I do not know.I just had to let it out.....
I need to get laid!