Ok after a conversation about a guy having his shorts pulled down in a pub, nothing on undernieth.
Everyone instantly started taking the piss out of his size (being tackedful here )
And I got to thinking about the times that has happend, I've never seen someone have that happen to them and someone shout "My god thats huge" etc and I've realised why
Whats the first thing you do if someone pulls down your shorts?
You bend down and try to hide your privates while grabbing your shorts to pull up right?
Well there it is.........You try to hide them/It , as you bend down your manhood retracts making it appear much smaller than atually is.
So in conclusion I will give the advice that I myself will heed to, and that is if someone pulls down your shorts, stay stood up, it's much less demeening
Sorry, just one of my weird thought processes