you know some things in this world make no fucking sense sometimes, I was buying some little sausage links this morning at safeway when I looked over at the magazines at the counter, and saw one of those tabloids with a picture of two skeletons hugging each other and the title "homosexual aliens found aboard space wreck" on the cover and the subtitle read "found in a final embrace." WHO reads this shit? Do any of your redneck relatives read this? I would like to know how these people stay in business.
I'm not making this up, go to the supermarket...you won't believe it even if you see it.