Beer Tits

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok the other day I noticed my beer tits
For those of you who don't know what they are, it's fat built up on your breasts by beer which gives a kinda pointy feminine look Like Hormone tabs do (no I have never taken them )

I think the most worrying part of this is that my left beer tit is bigger than my right, this would suggest I exercise my right arm a lot more than my left

Anyone else found this or am I just odd?

Jonno B)

[user123]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 11:43
I think the most worrying part of this is that my left beer tit is bigger than my right, this would suggest I exercise my right arm a lot more than my left

[Yogi]

Isn't oddness you middle name???

But on the topic: Female breasts are never the same size left and right,

so you are developing your feminity by drinking beer........... :helpsmile:


Yogi

[manker]

dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:

Gynecomastia

surgery is the only answer I'm afraid

[ang3968]

nah one tit is always bigger than the other.... sometimes it's noticable, sometimes it aint....

but you could always try wan.. erm drinking with the left arm to see if it tones it down a bit...

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by manker@22 June 2004 - 06:49
dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:

Gynecomastia

surgery is the only answer I'm afraid

Ohhh dude.There are alot of things I want to learn in this Life.And Lord knows I do not know much.









But I do not want to know that something like this has a f***ing name and that Google has Pictures of it!

[manker]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+22 June 2004 - 11:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 22 June 2004 - 11:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-manker@22 June 2004 - 06:49
dont want to worry you but you may call it "beer tits" but doctors call it:

Gynecomastia

surgery is the only answer I&#39;m afraid&nbsp;

Ohhh dude.There are alot of things I want to learn in this Life.And Lord knows I do not know much.


But I do not want to know that something like this has a f***ing name and that Google has Pictures of it&#33;

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I did it with a mind full of public spirited goodness. I assumed everyone would want to know what jonno looked like sans t-shirt

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by ang3968@22 June 2004 - 11:50

but you could always try wan.. erm drinking with the left arm to see if it tones it down a bit...

See, you lot are sick, I never said how I was exercising

@Yogi..........No, Odd is my first name, Bod is my middle name and Job is my last name

@Manker........Trust me, it&#39;s beer

@FC........You did&#39;nt actually look did you? :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[manker]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 11:55
@Manker........Trust me, it&#39;s beer

yup, I know.

beer increases the amount of oestrogen (female hormone) that the pituitary gland produces, the oestrogen, among other things, increases the amount of fatty tissue around the breast area. the male breast takes a shape akin to that of a female&#39;s breast.

that process is called gynecomastia.

[ang3968]

and does it have the same effect on women that drink beer???