Any Males Here.........

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Yogi.........Read above

@Ben........I got mine thru lifting, trying to be the hero I turned over a 1.25 ton boat and felt it pop, litterally "Bust a gut" , doc said I'll be in and out of Hospital the same day, but does'nt know how long off work, and no one will let me lift anything I now know what it's like to be pregnant or get old

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 15:28
@Yogi.........Read above

@Ben........I got mine thru lifting, trying to be the hero I turned over a 1.25 ton boat and felt it pop, litterally "Bust a gut" , doc said I'll be in and out of Hospital the same day, but does'nt know how long off work, and no one will let me lift anything I now know what it's like to be pregnant or get old

Jonno B)

The hernia's i talked about were the back-ones..........

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Nah, mines front, just above my penis
The one they used to hold ya nads to test

Jonno B)

[benxuk]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 June 2004 - 13:28
I now know what it's like to be pregnant or get old

Jonno B)

'cus you smell of piss and biscuits? Or your breasts are growing?

What you doin' turning boats over anyway?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

'cus you smell of piss and biscuits? Or your breasts are growing?

Cos people wont let me lift anything

What you doin' turning boats over anyway?

Had to repair the bottom of my boat

Jonno B)

[benxuk]

Oh, so not like a "hero" to the people then, more to yourself... oh well!

Oh remember them bike theives

They came back last night, heres a grab of teh video...

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I'm putting the other 2 cameras up tonight, I need a better shot than this...

They ran off btw.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah, when I say being "The Hero" I mean being big headed as usual and this time I learnt my lesson I guess

As for them Tea leafs, you should smear some grease or something nasty over anything they might touch, that'll put them off

Trust me, I've done it myself to that sort

Jonno B)

[benxuk]

I'm opting for a parallel arrangement of capacitor discharge circuits, similair to
that of a flash camera, a nasty multiple of 10,000v shocks after a video
close-up of there face's should keep them at bay...

Anybody else got any painful suggestions

[bujub22]

mu uncle still has his hernia and it's nasty cuz it's like a big outy belly button
his sisters been telling him for yrs to have it removed but he dont want to do it!

one day he's gone to keel over riding a bike cuz that's how he got it ,cuz hes a mountain bike racer and gone up big hills is what did it to him


wonder hows he done should call him up?

[Voetsek]

That sounds nasty