Crimebrother: How They Leave, You Decide

[benxuk]

[Canti]

Aww man I hate how all the good shows come outta the UK first..
I have to wait for Crimebrothers Canada before I can play...

Seriously though that actually looks kind of fun, I wish I could get in on it. Its like Home Alone WITHOUT that little Culkin freak, AND you get to spring the little traps yourself! HOW COOL IS THAT?

P.S. I strongly recommend you go out and get those paintballs....

[benxuk]

Argos sadly has no 24hr stores

And i've recently had word a local smackhead has been released and spotted
in the area...

Let the good times roll! (© Kawasaki, or was it Rizla...)

[GepperRankins]

south trip wire set. SIR

[benxuk]

Oi! Bitches - we want ideas

[Mr. Mulder]

if they're stealing stuff from you then hand the tapes into the ploice, chances are they've done it before with other people, they might even get put away in a cell and get teh man lurve

[benxuk]

I dunno about you but this is England, things like that don't happen here...

They'll 4 hours community service,

UPDATE: There is 3 of them

[benxuk]

Best shot so far!

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[Cheese]

This is a good one:

Think of the most disturbing thing you could do to your victim! Imagine the reaction you would get from them.

Play this incident over in your mind a few times.

Then: DO NOT DO IT!

Now, here is the fun part: DO NOT TELL ANYBODY THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE IT!

It will forever remain your secret and even your victim will not know what you didn’t do.

OK, so it requires intelligence and imagination for this one to work. But it does work.

Right now, I’m thinking about the time I didn’t tie my victim up, remove his skin with a blunt file, lightly swab his twitching body with salt and acid, before introducing him to Scotty "McTenInch" McScott, the most violent homosexual in europe, who didn’t bugger him for 17 hours straight with a red hot poker followed by #*@!ting in his mouth.

The fact that I never did this AND more importantly the fact that nobody knows amuses me severely.

YES I AM INSANE YES I AM SICK. FTW you do about it?

[benxuk]

Mr Scott sounds useful, did you see my feeble first draft?