Greeting Card Quotes

[hippychick]

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life ...

(Inside the card) -
I've changed my mind.


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2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life ...

(Inside card) -
I never believed in Hell until I met you.


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3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ....

(Inside card) -
That you're not here to ruin it for me.


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4. Congratulations on your promotion.
But before you go ....

(Inside card) -
Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.


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5. Someday I hope to marry ...

(Inside card) -
Someone other than you.


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6. Happy Birthday !!!!
You look great for your age ....

(Inside card) -
Almost life like !!!


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7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ...

(Inside card) -
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time for you to keep your word !!!


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8. We've been friends for a very long time ...

(Inside card) -
What do you say we stop now ???


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9. I'm so miserable without you ...

(Inside card) -
It's almost like you're still here.


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10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ....

(Inside card) -
Did you ever find out who the father was?


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11. You are such a good friend.
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket ........

(Inside card) -
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.


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12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)


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13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder ......

(Inside card) -
What was I thinking ???????????


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14. Congratulations on your wedding day ........

(Inside card) -
It's a shame no one likes your husband.

[Autumn Fox]

Originally posted by hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
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12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)
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Ok, this one i don't get.

[kaiweiler]

Made me smilke, not laugh, but at least a smile...

[Donnie Darko]

Originally posted by hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
8. We've been friends for a very long time ...

(Inside card) -
What do you say we stop now ???

thats just not right

[Filliz]

Originally posted by Autumn Fox+24 June 2004 - 00:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Autumn Fox @ 24 June 2004 - 00:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hippychick@23 June 2004 - 03:57
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12. Happy Birthday to my Uncle, Dad, Brother, Cousin.&nbsp;
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and West Virginia)
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Ok, this one i don&#39;t get. [/b][/quote]
&#39;Inbreed&#39; i think they call it

[Voetsek]

so true works round my part of the world to