I'm Such A Sap

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Gems.....erm......Just give me the red thing, it's quite useful for me to live

@Janey.......I've eaten lots already so you can't do anything right now so I'll just pop back another time

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:45
Dunno, but we could try have a look in his tummy, looks like plenty of room there.

maybe thats where the heart-shaped thing is too !!

and the dog we were gonna feed it to !!!

[*goddess*]

You stay right there, you can't get up, the restraints are on ya silly.

We'll just vacuum out the stuff in ya tummy, will make it nice and easy to see if we can find that peanut brain of yours.


I think you may be right Gemby, we'd best have another look. Hand me that blowtorch will ya?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:helpsmile: You 2 are twisted, may I borrow a phone?

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:49
You stay right there, you can't get up, the restraints are on ya silly.

We'll just vacuum out the stuff in ya tummy, will make it nice and easy to see if we can find that peanut brain of yours. 


I think you may be right Gemby, we'd best have another look.  Hand me that blowtorch will ya?

oo i saw how u drain the fat outta someone on tv

they wiggled a tube inside and then it magically came out

so i think it we get the hoover then we are sorted

not saying your fat though ...

edit - jonno u ate the phone

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey if you gonna do liposuction, we could sell it to the chip shop
I want 65% tho

Yeah Gems, don't cut there, I kinda need that

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 15:53
Hey if you gonna do liposuction, we could sell it to the chip shop
I want 65% tho

Yeah Gems, don't cut there, I kinda need that

Jonno B)

you get 20% and thats final !!

ps. i'll cut what i want ..

[*goddess*]

Shuddup Jonno, you can't talk while you're being operated on.

And the only cut you'll be getting is the cutting we're doing on you.


Now Doctor Gemby, I think I have an idea..... I think we should crack his head open, I can't find his brain anywhere else so we'd best look there methinks.

We got any more staff around here, I need someone to mop my brow...... awfully hot in here all of a sudden.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:57
We got any more staff around here, I need someone to mop my brow...... awfully hot in here all of a sudden.

i think jonno farted ..

and nah it definatly wont be in his head ...i shouted in his ear and all i heard was an echo so...

[*goddess*]

:helpsmile: Ewwwwww, I think you're right Gemby, geez that stinks....... you think we should check and make sure nothing crawled up there and died??

Bags not doing that job.

Maybe Nurse Skweeky could take care of it or the Specialist Dr Yogi?