Don't You Just Hate That

[JONNO_CELEBS]

6 lighters and no fecking gas

Lighting off the cooker Why the feck have I not got any gas?

Jonno B)

[internet.news]

Try using the element in the kettle


suggesting it because I did once and had my head stuck for ages

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Could be hard, can't find kettle

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@28 June 2004 - 00:29
Try using the element in the kettle


suggesting it because I did once and had my head stuck for ages

or the toaster, easier i would think and more portable than the cooker

[JONNO_CELEBS]

S'ok, I've made a little fire in a pot

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:34
S'ok, I've made a little fire in a pot

Jonno B)

Good to see you've went with the safe option.
Make sure that insurance is up to date

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah it's fine, I got some petrol in the bottom of the pot to keep it burning for a bit And dropped a couple of parafin blocks in too, s'ok cos if it gets out of cotrol I'll chuck my drink over it .....Whiskey

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:39
Yeah it's fine, I got some petrol in the bottom of the pot to keep it burning for a bit And dropped a couple of parafin blocks in too, s'ok cos if it gets out of cotrol I'll chuck my drink over it .....Whiskey

Jonno B)

Just make sure there's enough petrol to keep it burning while you sleep, nothing worse than not being able to have a smoke first thing in the morning.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Good Idea!!

I'll go get a bucket, I got a waterproof wooden bucket somewhere

Cor good job you here, might have been disatrous

I used to play with fire waaaaaaay too much

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:45
I used to play with fire waaaaaaay too much

Jonno B)

Don't play with it, just make sure it has plenty of fuel and it'll be a friend for life