en(un)lightened
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over
her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an
act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,"
she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Shovel Ready
You WILL go to Hell, you know that don't you?
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
Lagomorph
no, I didn't "know".Originally posted by clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
You WILL go to Hell, you that don't you?
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
Simple Bystander
BT Rep: +7
Funny....
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en(un)lightened
I thought so.Originally posted by kaiweiler@7 July 2004 - 19:10
Funny....
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
there is no god
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Colonel
no, I didn't "know". [/b][/quote]Originally posted by hobbes+7 July 2004 - 14:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 7 July 2004 - 14:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
You WILL go to Hell, you that don't you?
lmfao
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
I know stuff ...
ears....ok...I get itOriginally posted by j2k4@7 July 2004 - 16:41
"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,"
she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
-- Art Buchwald --
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