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    Mathea's Avatar The Blonde Alibi BT Rep: +5
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    yeah but htere u wouldnt get an answer at all

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    I tried once over IRC, she promised to bring headphones too!

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 July 2004 - 01:02
    I tried once over IRC, she promised to bring headphones too!


    She also said it wasn't guarantteed you would get it

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    Originally posted by Keikan@8 July 2004 - 19:15
    Hmmm i was looking for a serious answer
    Yes...yes I have..


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    If she's good looking, she's probably a cop. Besides, hookers with no teeth give good BJ!

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    Originally posted by Darth Sushi@9 July 2004 - 03:23
    If she's good looking, she's probably a cop. Besides, hookers with no teeth give good BJ!
    you n shn would be a good couple...

    https://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showt...iew=getlastpost

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    Originally posted by manker+9 July 2004 - 00:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 9 July 2004 - 00:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
    Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex
    how did you manage that?

    - better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

    - post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

    - had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

    - I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge.. [/b][/quote]
    it was my girlfriend at the time

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    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    Originally posted by Keikan@9 July 2004 - 22:02
    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.
    yeah but the stupid bitch forgot to charge everyone

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    Originally posted by Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
    a hooker was your girlfriend?

    neat.
    That could have it&#39;s advantages.

    She has a fine income.

    She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

    She is probably goodlooking.....


    Forget all the above when she is addicted.

    But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



    Yogi

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